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Salon

The image is a three-part meme. The top part shows a photo of a sign that reads "Simply Swank Salon & Spa." The bottom left shows a woman yelling and pointing at another woman. The bottom right shows a white cat sitting at a table with a disapproving expression. Above the women it reads, "Simply Swank" and above the cat it reads, "Simply Wank."

Homeless

A woman is standing at the side of the road holding a cardboard sign. She is wearing an ankle monitor. The text on the image says: “The definition of oxymoron. She's homeless and on house arrest.”

Memes

"Why do you love being a woman?"
@sourpsycho
Women are like bacon. They smell good,
They taste good, and they will kill you slowly

One

A screenshot of a forum where the first user argues that arrays should start at one and that there can never be 0 of anything. The second user replies with the question: "Number of women you've slept with"

Gun

A smiling woman in a business suit points a handgun at a small gold fish.

Memes

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Hand

A painting of two women. The one at the top is raising her arms with an angry expression and the text "Runneth up bitch" above her. The lower woman is holding out her hand towards the other, with the text below: "Thou doth not want these hands."

Passenger

A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

Groot

“I am groot”

The image is split in two parts. The upper part shows a woman hanging onto a tree branch and looking up, seemingly in distress. The lower part shows Groot, a character from Guardians of the Galaxy, who appears to be observing the woman. The text "I am groot" overlays the image.

Man

A screenshot of a tweet that asks, "When did Drake's core fanbase turn from Black women to angry young male incel types? Like, honestly, when did this occur?"

Stonk boi

Stonk Boi: How to make all women hate you.

A meme with the Stonk Boi character holding two guns pointed at the viewer. In the background, there are two women. One of them is smiling, while the other one is looking shocked. The text "DATAINTING" is at the top of the image.

Hair

An anime-style illustration shows a woman with long, dark hair wearing a blue and red swimsuit top. She stands against a background of light blue walls and windows.

Dentist

A four-panel cartoon shows a blonde woman posing in lingerie in the top three panels. The word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble in each of these panels. In the bottom panel, a woman with blonde curly hair stands over a male patient, who is lying in a dentist's chair with his mouth open. A machine on wheels next to the dentist is pointed at the patient's face; the word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble above the machine.

Invention

An advertisement shows a pink rubber device shaped like lips next to a woman who is wearing the same device over her mouth. Below the image, the text reads: "Amazing Inventions Definition.org OPEN".

Alpha male

"irresistible to women"

A screenshot of a Twitter post by a user named "Richard Strocher". The tweet text says: "We are the republicans your parents warned you about. We're smart, irresistible to women, and most importantly we're total alpha males. We are the future whether you like it or not. Stay mad!". Below the text, there is a collage of three images showing different young, white men. The man on the left is smiling, wearing a suit and red tie, with the White House in the background. The man in the top right is also smiling, wearing a suit, against a blurry background. The man in the bottom right has a somewhat broader face, a slight smile, and is shown in front of an American flag.

OnlyFans

A screenshot of a YouTube video titled "Onlyfans in Walmart!" shows a man sitting in a shopping cart with a woman on his lap. Two other men stand nearby with shocked expressions.

Clothing

The image is a bingo grid with nine cells. The first row of cells lists the categories 'X', 'Naked', 'Half Naked', and 'Clothed'. The first cell in the second row has the text 'Afraid', and the cell below contains an image of the cover of the tv show 'Naked and Afraid'. The second cell in this row contains a picture of a cartoon character with a crazy expression. The third cell contains an image of women with burqas. The first cell in the third row has the text 'Half Afraid', and the cell below it shows four children without clothes. The second cell contains a picture with the text 'I am completely half afraid to think'. The third cell shows a man holding glasses with an expression of shock and fear. The first cell of the final row has the text 'Brave'. The cell below contains a picture of a David's statue. The second cell shows a women's bottom and legs being bent over. The last cell shows men with rifles and headscarves.

Year

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Girl

The image displays four different cartoon characters from the show "Invincible" in a vertical arrangement. Each character is accompanied by a text phrase. The first character, an orange robot, is paired with the phrase "calling them girls." The second character, an older man with a sinister grin, is paired with "calling them women." The third character, a man with long black hair, is paired with "calling them females." The fourth character, Omni-Man, is paired with the phrase "calling them pets."

Picture

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

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