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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

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T-shirt

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

On the left side of the image, a group of people is sitting around a large dinner table. On the right side, a doge is wearing a black t-shirt that reads "50,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain?!"

Underwear

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Wtf is this shit and why do I kinda want it

A picture shows a black cat heating pad placed inside a pair of black underwear. There is a control and the USB cord. Additional pairs of underwear are stacked. The text on the image says "Shop now", "Crimmy Period Underwear Panties for Teens Women, 3 Leak ...", "Amazon", and "Sponsored".

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Meat

Chri5 · 3 years ago

beat meat

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face looking directly at the viewer. Above Shrek is the text 'I like my women like I like my meat.....beaten.'

Passenger

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

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Logic

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago

iNKSTECHSHUB JOKE Women Logic lol Feminism cringe meme dark humour sarcastic iNKSTECHSHUB meme jokes cliché parody dry humour noHate #everyoneシ゚ #love #ts #izzyWilde #jokesfordays #sharethelove

The image shows two pictures with the text "Women vs. Logic". The first picture shows a woman in a pink bikini with the text "Bikini. No Probs ;)" below it. The second picture shows a woman wrapped in a towel in a shower with the text "Shower. Go Away ;(" below it.

Belief

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The top part of the image shows text on a tan fabric that says "She's broken because she believed" with the words "she" and "believed" in a different, more muted, color. The bottom part of the image says "No one:" and "Him:" above an image of a pot lid.

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Year

not_pimi_gal2009 · 3 years ago

when she feels 21 yrs old

A woman in a red coat and hat is exiting a car, appearing a bit clumsy. The text on the image is: "when she feels 21 yrs old".

Blueprint

Royal · 1 month ago

Four women wearing white hard hats, white long-sleeved shirts, and dark pants stand on a grassy outdoor area, intently looking at a large rolled-out blueprint they are holding. Below them, a close-up shows the blueprint they are examining. It's a detailed technical drawing for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The blueprint includes 'VIEW A: UNASSEMBLED SANDWICH' with two bread slices, one with peanut butter and the other with jelly, and 'VIEW B: ASSEMBLED SANDWICH'. There are also 'TOP VIEW' and 'SECTION A-A' diagrams, along with specific instructions in the 'NOTES' section, such as 'ALL MATERIALS TO BE CONSUMED', 'PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TO BE APPLIED LIBERALLY', and 'CRUST OPTIONAL. REMOVE CRUST AFTER ASSEMBLY FOR OPTIMUM PERFORMANCE'. The drawing is titled 'SANDWICH, PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY'.

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Standard

Anonymous · 3 months ago

A four-panel Wojak comic strip. In the top left, a blonde female Wojak in a swimsuit asks, "Why do I have to swim against a man? It doesn't seem fair." In the top right, a muscular, masculine-looking Wojak in a swimsuit is labeled a "beautiful woman," while other Wojaks scream, "Shut up you transphobic TERF!!!" In the bottom left, the same blonde female Wojak is now in military fatigues with camouflage paint, stating, "These exercises are too hard." In the bottom right, the female soldier is surrounded by smiling male Wojaks, who say, "It's okay, we can just lower the standards for you." The image includes the watermark "@MIDNIGHTMITCH".

Violence

Lil’ bro · 8 months ago

A man with a mustache is laughing hysterically with one arm raised as if to strike, standing behind a distressed woman who is covering her ears and cringing. The text 'bap me up' is overlaid on the bottom of the image.

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Man

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A diagram illustrating reasons why dating is supposedly hard for men. On the left, six pink female stick figures are shown. On the right, five blue male stick figures. Arrows point from all six female figures towards the top male figure, who is labeled "A man who takes a shower everyday, exercises himself and focuses on self-improvement." Below this figure, in descending order, are other male figures labeled: "Misogynist", "Tate fan", "Serbian ultranationalist", "Albanian crypto scammer", and "Romanian." The overall post title from the user is "Men are staying single because..." and the diagram title is "Why dating is hard for guys?".

Comparison

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

The meme shows two images side-by-side. The left side features a dog baring its teeth paired with the text "when men I don't know call me pretty". The right side shows a dog smiling paired with the text "when women I don't know call me pretty."

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Mango

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a woman standing with the text "Woman stand." The top right panel shows a woman walking with the text "Woman go." The bottom left panel shows a man standing with the text "Man stand." The bottom right panel shows a mango.

Salon

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a three-part meme. The top part shows a photo of a sign that reads "Simply Swank Salon & Spa." The bottom left shows a woman yelling and pointing at another woman. The bottom right shows a white cat sitting at a table with a disapproving expression. Above the women it reads, "Simply Swank" and above the cat it reads, "Simply Wank."

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Homeless

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A woman is standing at the side of the road holding a cardboard sign. She is wearing an ankle monitor. The text on the image says: “The definition of oxymoron. She's homeless and on house arrest.”

Love

Smãll Kîng Dãvîd · 2 years ago

True love 😂

A cartoon image shows a man and a woman standing outside a building. The man is asking the woman, "Esther, how do you want me to prove to you that there is nothing between Lucy and me?" The woman responds, "Go bring me her head!"

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Relationship

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is split into four quadrants. The top left shows an anime character with big eyes and a dreamy smile and text "Me with men in anime." The top right shows an anime character with a neutral face and text "Me with men irl." The bottom left shows a cartoon character kicking another one and text "Me with women in anime." The bottom right shows another cartoon character falling backward in a chair and text "Me with women irl."

Son

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A four-panel cartoon shows a father talking to his son in the first panel, saying "...and under no circumstance should you ever hit a woman." The second panel shows the son, now an adult, sitting on a bed with a woman in front of him on all fours and saying "Spank me, Kenny." The third panel shows Kenny saying "No." The fourth panel shows the father behind Kenny saying "I'm proud of you, son."

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Kanye West

big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

The image is divided into three parts. The left part shows a portrait of Kanye West. The top right part shows a diagram of two heads connected by lines representing telepathic communication. The bottom right shows a police car with flashing lights.

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