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Gender Stereotype

Labradorian🇨🇭🔥 · 4 months ago

A meta meme split into 'Girls' and 'Boys' sections. On the left under 'Girls', a blonde female wojak says, 'I wish they stopped generalizing gender stereotypes' while pointing to a nested meme. On the bottom left under 'Boys', a bearded Chad wojak says 'This is literally me' pointing to the same nested meme. The nested meme shows 'Girls' with a huge closet complaining 'oh no, babe, we have no more space for clothes :(' and 'Boys' showing a single wooden chair saying 'we ?'.

Clothing

Anonymous · 5 months ago

A close-up of a jaguar's head, looking slightly upwards with a pensive expression, resting on a log. White text overlays the image, reading 'I WANT A THONG' at the top and 'MADE OF WHORE SKIN' at the bottom.

United States

Grand Corgi · 5 months ago

A four-panel comic strip where two men have flags covering their faces. One man has the United States flag and the other has the European Union flag. In the first panel, the US man thinks, "MAN I WISH I WAS MORE LIKE THAT GUY" while looking at the EU man. In the second, the US man walks away thinking, "BUT HE PROBABLY WISHES HE WAS MORE LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE TOO". In the third, the US man looks happy and thinks, "HOLY SHIT I'M GLAD I'M ME". In the final panel, the EU man is walking away in the opposite direction thinking, "I'M ESPECIALLY GLAD I'M NOT THAT GUY".

Tail

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/playboicarti. The post is titled "I think everyone wishes humans had tails". The body of the post describes a hypothetical scenario at Walmart where a mom compliments someone's hair. The author suggests that if humans had tails, they would wag involuntarily, revealing excitement and causing embarrassment when the 'mom' notices.

History

what’s dudeese · 8 months ago

A photo of a laptop screen showing a college application form for the College of Arts & Sciences. The question asks "Discuss why you have chosen history as your major." In the text box, the user has typed "the little dark age edits". There is overlay text that says "i hope my admissions officer knows ball 💔 wish me luck ✌️".

Movie

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a movie review for 'Free Guy 2021'. The post shows the movie poster featuring Ryan Reynolds and a low rating (one green star). The text reads: 'Watched August 20, 2021. got pulled over for speeding on the way to see this and i wish the cop killed me.' The review has 1005 likes.

Cuddle

Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago

Mmmmmm femboys…

A meme using a Renaissance-style painting of God, who is shown with a white beard and flowing robes, speaking in a thought bubble. The bubble contains the text: 'Let there be Boys Cuddling in bed.' Below the image of God, there are three separate anime-style illustrations depicting two male characters cuddling affectionately in a bed. A second, partially visible speech bubble shows a reaction: 'Awesome! Thank'.

Cigarette

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man in a dark suit and tie is sitting and smiling. Above him, text reads: "Man, I wish there was something I could use to scratch my balls." followed by "Cheese Grater:".

Family

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.

Nightmare

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a seal with a rainbow in the background and the text "I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed."

Mosquito

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A Twitter post showing a tweet that says, "mosquitoes nowadays be pullin down ya socks to bite you." The next tweet replies, "like how tf did this appear on my ankle." The third tweet replies, "wish they would pull down my pants and."

Bird

Pankake · 1 year ago

A white cat wearing a Santa hat and a red Santa jacket is looking at the camera with an annoyed expression. The text on the image reads: "Can I haz... 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and would it be possible to get the partridge without the pear tree?"

Lamp

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image of Aladdin holding a magic lamp with a blue genie beside him. The text says, "Aladdin taught me that good things happen to those who rub one out."

Risk

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

Rug

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A dog wearing a top hat and a suit, with a cigar in his mouth. The text above and below the image says: "Jeeves, put out the Persian rugs. I wish to drag my anus."

Spider

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A close up of a person's face with wide eyes. Text says: "The genie looking at me when I wish for spiders to have wings, be 5x bigger and invisible."

Rule

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

Genie

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up of a cartoon man with wide eyes and a slightly concerned expression, under the text "The genie looking at me after I wished for all suicidal people to be immortal."

Genie

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme shows a still from a video with text above a person with a shocked look on their face. The text says: "The genie after I tell him my second wish is to make cancer contagious."

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