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African Wise Proverb Quote

A quote against a tan background that reads, "A man, who swallows a whole coconut, has a complete faith in his anus. Wise African Proverb."

Story

I ALWAYS SAY THIS

A sad-looking minion is standing to the right. The text to the left reads: SAYING "NEVERMIND" BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO RE-EXPLAIN THE WHOLE STORY.

Memes

MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
3

Memes

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Character

So true

A two-panel image from the movie Bee Movie shows a woman saying "I'm helping him sue the human race". The second panel shows the reaction of the man she is talking to. Below is a comment that says: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

Human Race

When you realize..

The image shows two frames from an animated movie. In the first frame, a woman is saying, "I'm helping him sue the human race." In the second frame, a man has a surprised or shocked facial expression. Below the images, there is a comment: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

Teacher

MRS. ENGLEKING

A teacher is smiling in front of a world map. Text says: "Whole class has their hand up. Picks the one kid who doesn't have his hand up."

Gang

The covid gang hit hard. We was a whole mafia 😶

The image shows a screen capture of a video call with four participants. Three of the four display a green Grogu face, while the fourth has a normal Grogu picture.

Card

the shaggy card

The image shows a parody of a Pokémon card featuring Shaggy from Scooby-Doo in a powerful pose. The card reads: "MUI Shaggy 999999999999999HP. STAGE 1. Zoinks 9999999999999999. Your whole deck is dead. Shaggy 9999999999999999. Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now dead. MUI Shaggy OP. Ilus. tz yo boi. Weakness +10. Resistance -40. -fake card-"

Math class

Bitch how tf??

The image shows a man with a serious expression looking directly at the camera. Above him are the words "THAT MOMENT IN MATHS CLASS". Below him are the words "When the whole class is fighting over whether the answer is 7 or 8 and you got 188.". There is a small, yellow box in the top right with text written in a non-Latin alphabet.

Squad

A photo shows four students in school uniforms sitting in a row. The text on the image says: "When the teacher moves your seat away from your squad cuz you're disturbing but he doesn't know the whole class is your squad."

Butt

Butt Whole

The image is split into two sections. The top shows a close-up of a meat product label that reads: "BONELESS STUFFED BUTT WHOLE." The bottom half shows cartoon characters Beavis and Butt-Head staring with disgust.

Switch

Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.

Opinion

A dog with a hat is standing on four soda cans. The cans are labeled with the text "dumb jokes", "passionate opinions about useless shit", "the same music I've been listening to for a decade", and "wanting to die". The text "my whole personality" appears above the dog.

Duck

A photo of a duck standing on the edge of a road. Text above the duck reads: "BECAUSE SOME DUCKS GONNA" and below it reads: "WATCH THE WHOLE WORLD BURN".

Army

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

Life

NIGGAAA

A close-up of a dog's face with the text "We carry kids in our nuts our whole life, y'all do it 9 months. Don't compare us."

Album

A meme showing "Whole Lotta Red" by Playboi Carti at number 1 on Apple Music's 100 Best Albums list. The album cover features a black and white image of Playboi Carti with "Red" written in dripping red letters.

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