Well memes

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

Friend: No.

Me: Well don't, it sucks.

Friend: Why?

Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.