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Heroin Monkey

A dead deer lies on the side of a road next to a sidewalk. A string is attached to the deer, leading up to a balloon that says 'GET WELL SOON!'. A car is driving on the road in the background.

Face mcshooty

A meme featuring a man in a car with the text, "When bro said he had to hop off the game to eat dinner, but I know damn well he's gooning, I just can't prove it."

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a still from the movie Monsters, Inc. with the text: "Kerbals boarding the 'shitfuck 2' knowing full damn well they're going to crash and burn alive."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The question reads, "What is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with?" The top comment says, "So you know how some people have bowls of candy with a 'take one' sign out for Halloween? Well, I fucked a dead moose."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a LEGO instruction manual for a Clone Army set. It humorously highlights step one: assembling a clone trooper minifigure, with instructions indicating that 1.2 million of these are needed. The words "WELL" and "FUCK" are above and below the instructions respectively.

Heroin Monkey

A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."

Nico Di Anglo

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The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Adolf kitler

A four-panel comic strip shows cats reacting to a new cat meme. The first panel shows one cat in front of a computer saying, "The humans have released another cat meme." The second panel shows a second cat responding with, "That's speciesism!" The third panel shows the first cat pointing to a box with two other cats in it saying "Look!" The last panel shows the cats in the box responding with, "Well, we do love boxes." and "Yeah."

Heroin Monkey

Unimportant Intelligence

Best president

The image shows a black and white photograph of Teddy Roosevelt. Above the picture there is text that says: "did you know? A man once pointed two guns at Teddy Roosevelt and insisted that he pour drinks for the entire bar. Teddy said, 'Well, if I've got to, I've got to,' then stood up, knocked the guy out with three punches, and took his guns away." The image also has a photo source and a website at the bottom: "PHOTO: WIKIMEDIACOMMONS" and "DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a bartender behind a bar, with drinks on the counter. The text in the image reads: "I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled 'Anyone know CPR?' I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.' And we all laughed and laughed, well except for this one guy."

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows three frames. The first frame shows Gandalf in front of a hobbit door, saying "We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!". The second frame shows Uncle Sam with Gandalf's hair and beard pointing with the words "And what about very old recruiting posters?". The last frame shows Bilbo with his arms out and yelling "Propagandalf!"

Heroin Monkey

Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."

Anonymous

The image shows a text stating, "There are 2 types of people," followed by two comments. The first comment, by "Heroin Monkey," reads, "daddy diddy is cumming." The second comment, by "rylee!!," reads, "I get this is a jokes site but other people have convos as well on here. It's not just me and ethan so please stop."

Anonymous

An opossum sits in a hole in the ground. Text overlaid on the image reads: "Mentally, I am not well. Physically? Also no. Spiritually? No."

tabs1528

A man wearing a white hard hat and sunglasses sits on a couch in front of a muted background. Text above and below the man provide context: "ADHDers that take on life without medication:" above and "Well, first of all, with caffeine and anger, all things are possible, so jot that down" below.

Ant boi

Well the north east is doing something right

A map of the United States shows "food deserts" in orange, and areas that are not "food deserts" in blue. The map key indicates that "food deserts" refer to Low-Access and Low-Income Census Tracts. The title of the map is "MAPPING FOOD DESERTS IN THE UNITED STATES." Text at the left reads "Food Deserts in America (2010)."

Jazzy💕

COSMO um???

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first message reads, "well, i like pussy". The second message reads, "but i also love blach's bussy."

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