Coca-Cola with a crossbow

Hey, listen up, you knucklehead! This is a classic bait-and-switch. You see a dude getting capped by a Coca-Cola can with arms and legs, right? It's funny 'cause it's so outta pocket. You think you're about to get a thirst quencher, but BAM, it's got a gat! You wouldn't know surreal if it slapped you in the face, would ya?