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Heroin Monkey

A shrimp on fire is dunking a basketball, while sharks are looming in the water below. The image contains the text "Krill yourself."

Lil’ bro

A person holds a bottle of water to their ear. The text overlay reads, "goodbye cruel world."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck with a yellow beak is floating on a cloud. The text says: "If you are reading this, it is time to drink water."

Adolf kitler

A tabby cat is upside down with its head in a pot, its legs and tail sticking out. The text on the image says, "Can anyone water my cat this weekend?"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo of many ducklings swimming together in a pond. The text on the image says: "I don't have all, not even some, of my ducks in a row. But they're all in the same pond, so I have that going for me, which is cool."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A large, yellow rubber duck floats on a body of water. In the background, there is a city skyline. The text "RELEASE THE QUACKEN" is overlaid on the image.

Why should you care

OH NO

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face with a worried expression and slightly squinted eyes. The text above the face reads: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising."

Heroin Monkey

A man is squatting and seemingly peeing into a bucket where two other men are sitting.

Heroin Monkey

A meme displaying five different options labeled A through E of items that can be chosen as a loadout. The text says, "You're being hunted in the woods at night by an unknown cryptid. Choose your loadout." Option A shows an assault rifle, body armor, a knife, and a pistol. Option B shows 5 silhouettes of men and weapons like torches, pitchforks and a baseball bat. Option C shows two priests, a cross, holy water and two lanterns. Option D shows three dogs, a gun, a bracelet, and a flashlight. Option E shows a muscular man, viagra, alcohol, and other random items.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a person is facing left and saying "Gasp! Oh no." above them. There is a speech bubble that says "Still water". A black cat sits below them. The second panel has a black dog with the trollface on its head saying "Gasp! Oh no." and "Hawk time!". Below the comic, the text "Those who started the event winter arc" is written and an evil looking face.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a cartoon cat-like figure is holding mangoes, with the text "HEALTHY SNACK TIME. YUMMY mangoes! No better way to start your winter arc!" The cat has a Serbian flag on its head. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. In the second panel, the same character is holding some still water packs with the text "-AND HERE is your still water!". The cat has a Serbian flag on its head again. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. The third panel shows the lower half of another cat-like figure running and holding a bottle of PRIME and a LUNCHLY pizza box. Trollfaces are superimposed in the third and fourth panels. The bottom of the image includes the text "By Chesca & J Hause".

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a father and son sitting at a table in a restaurant. The father is looking at his son with a smile, and the son is looking back at his father with a slight smile. There is also a plate of food and a glass on the table. Above the image it says, "Waiter: Kids under 12 eat for free" and "Dad: My son wants 4 large Pizzas and one water for me".

Heroin Monkey

A meme showing a scene from the movie Harry Potter where a student recites a spell: "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum." Below, a chalice is pictured, and inside it, a woman looks shocked with the text: "Oh fuck, you're gonna make me rum."

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Digitally drawn character in an army green uniform stands in a fountain, directing a stream of water out of their mouth. The character has blond hair and a red star on their hat.

Jazzy💕

A person is looking into a sink drain with water running. The caption reads: "Them: So you really just gonna let everything we had go down the drain???"

aidencool67

their is a problem

A man is looking at the engine of his car. The car is almost completely submerged in flood water. The text overlay reads "Well there's your problem."

Unimportant Intelligence

water puppy

A shark swims in the ocean. The text reads: "Did you know? The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle."

Unimportant Intelligence

Is water wet?

A man jumping into a pool with the text "DID YOU KNOW? In 1969 a man from Germany jumped into a pool and got wet."

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