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Two white figures with exaggerated expressions sit on cliffs, each holding a Nintendo Game Boy Advance console connected by a cable to a large, blue, muscular shark with a human-like face and a beard in the water below. The shark has a somewhat smug or determined expression. The figures look distressed or excited.

Heroin Monkey

A low-angle shot of a tree rooted in shallow water, its reflection visible on the water surface against a backdrop of a cloudy sky.

Heroin Monkey

A man with a beard stands in front of ruins. The image has the text "When you got so much $$$ hair your diarrhea comes out as a filtered drinking water."

Face mcshooty

A close-up of a man with curly hair looking disappointed. The image text reads: "How the minimum wage cinema worker looks at me after I shout 'water bucket, release' then proceed to bust a 🥜 into my popcorn."

Heroin Monkey

A square-headed man is staring intensely. The text reads: "how the cinema worker looks at me when I yell 'water bucket release' and piss all over the family of 4 in front of me."

Heroin Monkey

No way they had it🥀🥀🥀

A photograph shows five blue glass bottles of Saratoga natural spring water on a shelf in a grocery store. Price tags read '$2.27', '$1.99', and '$3.19 $2.79'. One tag says 'New item'. The bottles are labeled with "Saratoga", "Since 1872", "Still", and "Natural Spring Water."

Adolf Nigler

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

Heroin Monkey

A man is screaming in pain as water is pouring over him. The text reads, "My hb taking his morning shower tomorrow realizing I switched his shower water with hydrochloric acid."

Heroin Monkey

A shrimp on fire is dunking a basketball, while sharks are looming in the water below. The image contains the text "Krill yourself."

Lil’ bro

A person holds a bottle of water to their ear. The text overlay reads, "goodbye cruel world."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Elmo looking confused to the right. To his left is a clear cup with a pair of eyes floating on top. The text reads, "When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck with a yellow beak is floating on a cloud. The text says: "If you are reading this, it is time to drink water."

Adolf kitler

A tabby cat is upside down with its head in a pot, its legs and tail sticking out. The text on the image says, "Can anyone water my cat this weekend?"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo of many ducklings swimming together in a pond. The text on the image says: "I don't have all, not even some, of my ducks in a row. But they're all in the same pond, so I have that going for me, which is cool."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A large, yellow rubber duck floats on a body of water. In the background, there is a city skyline. The text "RELEASE THE QUACKEN" is overlaid on the image.

Why should you care

OH NO

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face with a worried expression and slightly squinted eyes. The text above the face reads: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising."

Heroin Monkey

A man is squatting and seemingly peeing into a bucket where two other men are sitting.

Heroin Monkey

A meme displaying five different options labeled A through E of items that can be chosen as a loadout. The text says, "You're being hunted in the woods at night by an unknown cryptid. Choose your loadout." Option A shows an assault rifle, body armor, a knife, and a pistol. Option B shows 5 silhouettes of men and weapons like torches, pitchforks and a baseball bat. Option C shows two priests, a cross, holy water and two lanterns. Option D shows three dogs, a gun, a bracelet, and a flashlight. Option E shows a muscular man, viagra, alcohol, and other random items.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a person is facing left and saying "Gasp! Oh no." above them. There is a speech bubble that says "Still water". A black cat sits below them. The second panel has a black dog with the trollface on its head saying "Gasp! Oh no." and "Hawk time!". Below the comic, the text "Those who started the event winter arc" is written and an evil looking face.

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