Water Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Glass

The image presents two glasses side-by-side. The first glass, labeled 'OPTIMIST', is filled with water to the halfway point and the text below reads, 'THE GLASS IS HALF FULL'. The second glass, labeled 'P|SSIMIST', is filled with a yellow liquid to the halfway point and the text below reads, 'THE GLASS IS PISS'.

Hydration

Hydrate guys

An anime drawing of a person with dark hair and a yellow headband drinking enthusiastically from a plastic water bottle. The person has a pleased expression, and droplets of water are visible around their mouth. The words 'GULP GULP' are next to their mouth. At the top of the image, the text reads 'this is not a meme,' and at the bottom, 'drink your goddamn water.'

Fish

An image of an orange fish swimming in blue water. A large red arrow points directly at the fish. Text at the top reads: "You may be thinking 'oh jeebz somebondy help! that guy is drownin'". Text at the bottom reads: "fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater".

Bottle

No way they had it🥀🥀🥀

A photograph shows five blue glass bottles of Saratoga natural spring water on a shelf in a grocery store. Price tags read '$2.27', '$1.99', and '$3.19 $2.79'. One tag says 'New item'. The bottles are labeled with "Saratoga", "Since 1872", "Still", and "Natural Spring Water."

Hair

A man with a beard stands in front of ruins. The image has the text "When you got so much $$$ hair your diarrhea comes out as a filtered drinking water."

Snack

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a cartoon cat-like figure is holding mangoes, with the text "HEALTHY SNACK TIME. YUMMY mangoes! No better way to start your winter arc!" The cat has a Serbian flag on its head. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. In the second panel, the same character is holding some still water packs with the text "-AND HERE is your still water!". The cat has a Serbian flag on its head again. A Trollface is superimposed on the panel. The third panel shows the lower half of another cat-like figure running and holding a bottle of PRIME and a LUNCHLY pizza box. Trollfaces are superimposed in the third and fourth panels. The bottom of the image includes the text "By Chesca & J Hause".

Time

The image shows a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a person is facing left and saying "Gasp! Oh no." above them. There is a speech bubble that says "Still water". A black cat sits below them. The second panel has a black dog with the trollface on its head saying "Gasp! Oh no." and "Hawk time!". Below the comic, the text "Those who started the event winter arc" is written and an evil looking face.

Character

Digitally drawn character in an army green uniform stands in a fountain, directing a stream of water out of their mouth. The character has blond hair and a red star on their hat.

Wave

Goofy ahh melly

The image shows a close-up of the rapper ynwmelly, who is smiling and pointing to his grill. Below the image, it says "34,954 likes", followed by the text: "ynwmelly Water it's that young new wave tonight Album drops at midnight. View all 417 comments _ynwbslime 3 hours ago".

Pool

When you go to the community pool

The image shows two scenes. The upper image is an outdoor pool with a group of people represented by meme characters. One person has a troll face, another is a cat and the third one has the face of Tom Nook. Above the water it is written POOOOOOOOLLE. The lower image has the meme character stonks sitting on a chair at the bottom of a body of water.

World Trade Center

Jokes

Donation

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Husband

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

Boiling water

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.