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Hair

blach66 · 3 years ago
  • A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."
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    Dog

    Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago
  • A four-panel comic shows God talking to a group of dogs with wings and halos in heaven. He tells them he is sending them to Earth without wings so nobody suspects they are angels. The final panel shows a young girl hugging a golden retriever. Below the comic, a screenshot of a comment section shows a user named BumbleandBumble stating, "I saw an angel eat a child."
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  • Friend

    Thoughtless · 2 years ago
  • Shep

    Two men hold a sign at the airport. The sign reads, "Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!" There are two images of a sheep's rear end with a no symbol over them.
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    Phone

    Daddy dick · 3 years ago
  • Sad so sad

    The image shows Shrek with tired eyes and a displeased expression. The text above him reads, "When you wake up to find that your phone wasn't charging all night:".
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  • Eye

    blach66 · 3 years ago
  • A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"
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    Work

    Chri5 · 3 years ago
  • hol up

    A black and white image of Spider-Man, who looks like Miles Morales, staring in shock to his right, while in the background, a faceless man in a dark suit is picking cotton in a field. The text on the image reads: "Spiderman Back To Work".
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  • Gang

    M3ME G0D · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.
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    Man

    Apollo · 1 year ago
  • FUCK YEA

    The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.
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    Procrastination

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a young man looking to the left with a puzzled expression. The text reads: "me when i show up to the procrastination competition but my opponent will do it tomorrow."
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  • Nap

    ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago
  • Comment this emoji 🤣 if you can relate

    Spider-Man is doing a weird stretch in a cartoonish style in front of a brick wall. The image is captioned with the text: "When you wake up from a 3 hour nap and do that weird stretch thing."
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    Study

    Some_Retard · 3 years ago
  • fr

    The image shows four frames of a man putting on clown makeup with different levels of completion. The text above each frame reads: "I'll study at 6 pm", "I'll study at 7 pm", "I prefer to study during the night", and "I'll just get up early tomorrow and study".
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  • Self-control

    Chri5 · 3 years ago
  • This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

    A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."
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    Criticism

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A black and white drawing shows a large hand pressing down on smaller people. A quote from Voltaire is at the top. The comment on the post says, "we need to rise up against children with leukemia."
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  • Party

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A man in a white racing suit looks shocked and slightly concerned with a crowd of people in the background. The text reads, "Me after realizing that I'm the only one who showed up naked to the 'gender reveal' party."
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    Crew

    DAP ME UP · 1 year ago
  • The meme shows characters from Among Us in a line. They are labeled "Never", "Gonna", "Give", "You", and "Up". The meme's text says "The perfect crew doesn't exis..."
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  • Thought

    Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 1 year ago
  • A two-panel meme using the Buff Doge vs. Cheems format. The top panel shows two muscular Doge characters in military helmets holding rifles, facing a smaller Cheems character wearing a conical hat and holding a smaller rifle. Text above reads "how i thought vietnam war happened" and text below the Doges reads "stupid farmer thinking he can win". The bottom panel shows several smaller Cheems characters with rifles positioned strategically in dense jungle foliage, surrounding a few smaller Doge characters with rifles who appear to be retreating. Text above reads "how it really happened" and text below the Doges reads "shit they set us up retreat".
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    People

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"
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  • Video

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A tan toy pet with large eyes is in the foreground, a YouTube video is visible in the lower left showing a building on fire.
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    Puppet

    Willy b · 2 years ago
  • A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."
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  • Realization

    Chri5 · 3 years ago
  • Wait a damn minute

    A man looks thoughtfully at a treat on a stick. The text reads, "Nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order."
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