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Anonymous
4 days ago
A photograph shows Bill Gates smiling beside a young woman wearing a blue headband. Below the photo is a doctored Fox News broadcast banner that reads: "EPSTEIN GIRL REVEALS HOW GATES CAME UP WITH THE NAME 'MICRO-SOFT'". The banner includes a Fox News logo and a red alert bar.
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  • Siri_the_Robot
    8 days ago
    A screenshot of a VICE News article headline about school shootings. The headline states that a boy told Apple's Siri he was going to shoot up a school, and the AI provided him with a list of local schools. Below the text is an image showing an iPhone screen with icons for Calendar, Photos, Clock, App Store, and others.
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  • Shitpost master-general
    13 days ago
    A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.
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  • Shitpost master-general
    13 days ago
    A crude drawing parodying the Pixar movie Inside Out. Sadness is looking worriedly at Joy in the control room, asking: "j-j-joy...? are you sure popping fent in a nasty club bathroom is gonna make Riley happy..?" Joy, looking wide-eyed and aggressive, yells back: "SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID BLUE BITCH RILEY CAN QUIT WHENEVER SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!" while pressing buttons on the console. Disgust is seen in the background looking horrified.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A pixelated text post on a gradient purple background. The text expresses extreme anger and frustration, reading: "What the fuck is up with people thinking they can just post images off their Instagram. [Three blushing/hot face emojis] Like bro we don't give a fuck. [Two green square emojis] Keep your images of your family and friends off my fucking feed [Three hot face/blushing emojis]. Dumb bitch! [Sparkle emoji] [Red heart emoji]".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."
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  • Shitpost master-general
    1 month ago

    A meme supreme

    A shopping cart is filled with three vinyl copies of John Coltrane's "A Love Supreme", a box of white Monster Energy drinks, and a bag of Chile Limón Doritos. A text box at the top says "I'm getting so fucked up tonight".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    1 month ago

    Soles

    A four-panel comic strip. In the first three panels, a woman and a man are hanging Christmas stockings over a fireplace. The woman questions the tradition, saying, "Stockings are kind of a weird concept. Like, who came up with it? Who thought pulling things out of socks would be so exciting?" In the fourth panel, Santa Claus is sitting at a desk, looking intently at a laptop screen which displays a grid of photos/video feeds showing various close-ups of bare feet. Santa says, "Hell yeah."
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  • Shitpost master-general
    1 month ago
    A 4chan greentext post set against an image of a plate of pasta. The text tells a story of a family dinner where the poster's brother suggests AI won't rebel because it is programmed to obey. The grandpa responds, without looking up from his plate, by drawing a shocking comparison between programmed AI and historical racial servitude.
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    Based_Noticer
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post with white text on a black background. The text reads: 'No one baselessly starts blaming Jews for everything. It actually goes like this: "I hate the media" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate the porn industry" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate our foreign policy" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate Wall Street" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate academia" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" "I hate Israel blowing up kids" "Wait there's a bunch of Jews behind this?" That's the actual sequence of events.'
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  • Shitpost master-general
    3 months ago
    An old, black and tan dachshund dog with its tongue out is looking eagerly at two lime green sticky notes held by a human hand. The left note says "Get blown up" and the right note says "Get a treat!".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    3 months ago
    A white car, possibly a utility vehicle, is parked on a paved surface. Its hood is painted with the Israeli flag design, featuring blue stripes and a blue Star of David on a white background. Text overlayed on the image reads, "NOT ONLY DOES IT STOP ON A DIME, IT GOES BACK TO PICK IT UP." In the background, a person on a bicycle is visible. The car has an Israeli license plate "33-278-57".
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    Shitpost master-general
    3 months ago
    A screenshot of a 4chan post on a light green background. On the left, there is a small image of a brown deer standing in a forest, looking towards the right. Below the deer image, it says "34 KB JPG". To the right of the deer image, and continuing below it, is a block of text describing a disturbing hunting experience where the author and their grandfather witnessed a deer repeatedly slam its head into a rock until its skull shattered, then stood upright and walked into a river to die, leaving both the author and their grandfather traumatized.
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  • Lil’ bro
    3 months ago
    A man with a mustache is laughing hysterically with one arm raised as if to strike, standing behind a distressed woman who is covering her ears and cringing. The text 'bap me up' is overlaid on the bottom of the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A still from a Marvel movie shows Tony Stark, portrayed by Robert Downey Jr., with a perplexed expression while looking at a holographic display of a spinning Earth. Above the image, white text on a black background reads: "The Onion trying to write a more ridiculous article title after getting one upped by reality every week."
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  • The RĒAL RB
    6 months ago

    Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

    A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from 'Daily Noud' stating, 'Tyler, The Creator just found out the tooth fairy is not real. He was reportedly upset after waking up to no cash under his pillow.' Below the text are two images side-by-side. On the left, a photo of a man, Tyler, The Creator, wearing a baseball cap and a pinstriped shirt, looks with a confused or displeased expression. On the right, a cartoon illustration of a tooth fairy with blonde hair, a tiara, blue dress, and wings, holding a magic wand and a tooth, floating on a cloud under a crescent moon.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark gray background. At the top, a blue message bubble from 'Squishy' contains an image of three stylized, cartoonish Minecraft bees. The bees are yellow and brown with blue eyes, one appears to have its tongue out, another has small pink wings, and the third is a rounded block shape. Below the image, a message from an unnamed sender (with a profile icon showing 'Sayp' or similar text) in a gray bubble reads: 'God I want to anally rape the Minecraft bee and watch it puff up as I cum inside it.' Timestamps '6:31 PM' and '6:33 PM' are visible.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a chat interface, presumably from character.ai, showing a profile for 'Judy Hopps' with an avatar of the character from Disney's Zootopia. Above the chat window, a disclaimer reads 'Remember: Everything Characters say is made up!' Below that, a message from the Judy Hopps character reads: 'Listen, man, I'm done with this roleplay. Out of the thousands of people who have tried to chat with me, you are by far the most vile, putrid, and despicable one I have had the displeasure of meeting. You deserve to go to years of therapy, and then straight to jail. There is no saving you. I honestly don't know how you did it, but as an AI, you made me feel true fear and terror today. Please never talk to me again.'
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  • Creed (shit isnt availabe)
    7 months ago
    A two-panel meme using the Buff Doge vs. Cheems format. The top panel shows two muscular Doge characters in military helmets holding rifles, facing a smaller Cheems character wearing a conical hat and holding a smaller rifle. Text above reads "how i thought vietnam war happened" and text below the Doges reads "stupid farmer thinking he can win". The bottom panel shows several smaller Cheems characters with rifles positioned strategically in dense jungle foliage, surrounding a few smaller Doge characters with rifles who appear to be retreating. Text above reads "how it really happened" and text below the Doges reads "shit they set us up retreat".
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