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shaylie lol

A white dog with a wide, slightly sinister grin is shown. The caption reads, "Me: *Messes up in latin class* The demon I just summoned:".

EnochTyr

What happend for them to put this sign up?

A black and white image of a sign with the text "PLEASE DON'T SUMMON DEMONS IN THE BATHROOM" in a decorative font, with a pentagram at the top and a small bathtub illustration at the bottom.

Wade

An illustration shows a man in a white coat stating, "I don't know if the cat is dead or alive until I watch inside the box." A box is below with a text bubble stating "Miaow." Another bubble says "Shut Up."

Heroin Monkey

A person with a blurred, bright glow is looking directly at the viewer. The text says "Pov: You live in Hiroshima and look up at the sky on August 6, 1945."

Willy b

A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

Jazzy💕

A small, tan-and-white dog is sitting on a gray couch, looking up with a slightly tilted head. The text above reads: "me: *stands up* my dog: oh word? where we going?"

Adolf kitler

explain bear pull up I dare you >:(

A small, tabby kitten is sitting down and pointing a black handgun forward.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing shows a large hand pressing down on smaller people. A quote from Voltaire is at the top. The comment on the post says, "we need to rise up against children with leukemia."

mariotime

whats up

The image is a three-panel meme. The first panel shows a green glowing skeleton-like figure labeled "The Owl House Fandom" asking a question to Batman from Batman Beyond, labeled "Random Character". The second panel shows Batman saying "You ship me with Hunter." The third panel shows the skeleton saying "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

C A S N O V A

why is it true

An image showing two different pictures of the anime character Hisoka. On the top, a scene showing his face and the text "I'm waiting at Heaven's Arena. Hisoka: 'Hangs up'". Below, there is a thermal image of Hisoka with color codes indicating temperature, showing that Hisoka is "heating up". At the bottom there's the text "Faceb.com/HunterxHunterMemes".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

Kai :)

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Wade

A message exchange shows the text 'I threw up in the toilet'. The second message says 'You ok?'. In response to that message, there is an image of the movie 'Up' inside of a toilet bowl. The last message says 'You're getting blocked if you keep that up'.

Anonymous

Smash

The image shows a cartoon woman with two clone troopers in front of her. The text on the image says "STOP! Eyes up front soldier! Aunt Cass is temporary. We've got a war to win! Don't look at her. The 501st is eternal. FOR THE REPUBLIC!"

Daddy dick

Waking up wit a tank top

The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.

blach66

A four-panel comic shows two bald figures and a Doberman. In the first panel, one figure says "I have a bad history with dogs" while the other figure looks on with concern. In the second panel, the first figure is reassuring the other saying "Oh him? He's fine, lovely and kind." The third panel shows the dog saying to the first figure "Go stick a lit match up your ass." The fourth panel shows the first figure crying with the dog and the second figure looking indifferent.

TheForeverVirgin

The image shows four different illustrations of heads with red areas indicating where one might feel pain. The headings are: "Types of Headaches", "Migraine", "Hypertension", "Stress", and "Getting Up Too Fast". The first head has a red area in the temple area, the second on the top back of the head, the third around the forehead, and the last has the entire head filled in red.

ur momy

when i wake Krista up

The image shows a close-up of Gollum's face with his mouth slightly open and wide eyes. The text above his head reads, "YOU WHEN YOU WAKE UP."

ur momy

but i dont have a mom she can't help

The meme shows Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants looking scared. He's wearing a purple shirt that says "Mom come pick me up I'm scared". Above Patrick, the text reads "Me when I hear the lightning: nothing. Me when I see it:".

Chri5

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

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