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Sequel

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A meme with text at the top, then two side-by-side portraits below. The text reads: 'BREAKING: When asked if 'OPPENHEIMER 2' was on the cards, Christopher Nolan remarked: 'What the fuck are you talking about?'' The left image shows director Christopher Nolan, a light-skinned man with blonde hair, wearing a dark suit and light shirt, looking directly at the camera. The right image shows Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer, a light-skinned man with blue eyes and a gaunt face, wearing a dark fedora and a white shirt with a dark tie, looking intensely forward.

Family

Shit-post master general · 7 months ago

It’s so cold make it stop

A cartoon image of Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob Squarepants lying in bed, wide awake with a distressed, almost horrified expression, not peacefully sleeping. A small teddy bear is tucked in next to him. The text overlaid on the image reads: "How I sleep at night after killing the evil skin walkers who kept pretending to be my family:"

Meth

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A two-panel image featuring Leonardo DiCaprio from "The Wolf of Wall Street." The top panel shows DiCaprio in sunglasses and a white polo shirt, casually throwing money into the air. Text below reads: "SPENDING 1500$ ON METH." The bottom panel shows DiCaprio in a suit, looking pensive and biting his finger. Text below reads: "SPENDING 60$ ON FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN."

Patience

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A six-panel comic strip by Cyanide and Happiness. Each panel shows the exact same scene: a green stick figure stands to the left of a tall carnival strength tester game with a bell at the top. To the right, a blue stick figure stands next to a sign that reads "TEST YOUR PATIENCE" and holds a large hammer. The image is a grid of these identical panels.

Shrek

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

Steal

Willy b · 6 months ago

A red-armored Space Marine from Warhammer 40,000 is shown holding a bolter. Above him, the letters "S.T.E.A.L." are prominently displayed. Below him, the text clarifies: "(Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Locations)."

Choice

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A meme on a pink background titled "YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2". It features nine colored pills (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, brown, black) each with a unique superpower or trade-off listed below it. The options range from financial wealth with a yearly physical cost to specific sexual or violent abilities, and niche gaming skills.

Addiction

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

The meme contains two panels featuring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort from 'The Wolf of Wall Street'. In the top panel, he is on a yacht wearing sunglasses and a white polo shirt, throwing stacks of cash into the air. The text overlay says 'SPENDING 1500$ ON METH'. In the bottom panel, he is wearing a blue suit and looking intensely stressed, biting his knuckles. The text overlay says 'SPENDING 60$ ON FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN'.

Chair

Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A man sits at a table in a bright white studio, surrounded by a semi-circle of empty wooden chairs. The text overlay reads "1 Schizophrenic vs 20 Empty chairs", parodying the visual style of viral social experiment and dating videos.

Book burning

Anonymous · 2 months ago

A historical black and white photograph showing a Nazi soldier throwing books onto a massive bonfire at night. Several other people are standing in the background. The text above the image reads, "tfw you burn someone's gay porn stash and they're still crying about it a century later."

Bike

Anonymous · 2 months ago

A four-panel comic showing a bully taunting a person named Jeff throughout their life. In the first panel, as children, the bully mocks Jeff's pink bike. In the second, in a library, he mocks Jeff's long hair. In the third, by school lockers, he mocks Jeff's hormone supplements. In the final panel, the bully stands before a headstone that reads R.I.P. JEFF and says, "Nice grave!".

Book burning

Anonymous · 2 months ago

A black and white historical photo of young men in uniform throwing books into a large bonfire. The text "They never told you which books they were burning." is written across the center in a Gothic-style font.

Debt

Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A four-panel black and white comic strip. Panel 1: A small girl stands outside a building labeled 'BANK' with a sign that says 'VISIT OUR LOAN DEPT.'. Panel 2: The girl is inside, speaking to a male banker with a mustache at a desk. She says, 'I'D LIKE TO BORROW TWO DOLLARS.' The banker asks, 'WHAT FOR?'. Panel 3: The girl replies, 'THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.' The banker responds, 'IT IS?'. Panel 4: An adult version of the girl is lying in bed, looking distraught. An adult man stands over her with a concerned expression. In the background, above the bed, a thought bubble shows the child version of the girl and the banker happily eating ice cream at the circus, surrounded by other smiling children.

Picture

Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

An AI-generated image of a smiling young man with Down syndrome wearing a white and gold ornate ballet costume. He is posed artistically in outer space with a large moon and colorful nebulae behind him. The text overlay reads: "The picture bro wants to put on our slideshow worth 50% of our grade".

CNN

Willy b · 2 months ago

A meme consisting of two panels. The top panel shows a confused-looking elderly woman with a younger woman behind her, accompanied by text asking: "is your boomer confused and incoherent? it may not be dementia try turning CNN off". Below this is a caption: "When you finally turn off the news". The bottom panel is a UI screenshot from the video game Fallout featuring the character Vault Boy and the message: "You are no longer being poisoned by a toxic cloud."

Bill Gates

Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

Comment

United Kingdom UK · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a comment section where a user named .DINOSOURS LOVER. asks "guys im color blind what color she added?". A user named Wander replies "She's adding blue :D". After .DINOSOURS LOVER. thanks them, a third user named Pistachio asks "How did you read if ur blind 🤨", confusing color blindness with being totally blind.

Math Teacher

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A blurry image of a person with glowing eyes, surrounded by streaks of blue and purple light, as if powering up. Above the person, white text reads: "math teachers when i solve 2+2 in my head instead of using their 470 step method called the baboon foreskin factorization:".

Noodle

Rubeedi · 9 months ago

Gorillaz

An animated image depicts 2-D holding Noodle, who appears ill with green skin, in his arms. 2-D is holding a bottle to Noodle's mouth as if attempting to give her a drink.

Teacher

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A surreal, cosmic landscape featuring a large, pale, ram-like creature with long horns, tiny wings, and an exceptionally long, pink tongue. The tongue wraps around a small Earth resting on a reddish, volcanic ground with glowing magma pockets. In the background, two dark celestial bodies resembling moons with human faces appear. The text overlaid on the image reads, "how it feels to see your teacher outside of school."

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