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"Sinister Laugh"

A baby with his fingers near his mouth, looking directly at the viewer. The text in the image says: "How do I put this? You will never "sleep in" again."

Why should you care

I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

The image is divided into two sections. The left side shows a picture of Gollum holding an Amazon box with the text "What my neighbors see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery." The right side shows a picture of Thanos with the text "me pondering cyber monday deals over thanksgiving leftovers."

Heroin Monkey

A yellow smiley face with a brown hat, sad eyes, and a toothless grin is presented with a small plate of coins and a green leaf. Above the emoji are the words "Toyota CEO after the war ended in Syria".

Heroin Monkey

A statue of Batman holding the Joker in his arms. The Joker is posed as if pregnant with a large belly. Batman looks concerned.

Heroin Monkey

The image contains text from a news article reporting that Luigi Mangione, who was arrested for the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was part of a group of Ivy League gamers who played a game similar to Among Us. It mentions the game in the text.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a stone path with a white pavilion in the background. The text overlayed on the image reads "imagine tiddyfucking the green m&m here."

MrBreadHead

What do you have your head up your a-

A group of people watches a dancer whose head is tucked up inside his shirt, making it look like his head is up his butt. The crowd around the dancer appears shocked and amused by the dancer's pose.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two characters from the Mario video game franchise. Wario, with his iconic yellow hat and purple shirt, is yelling with his mouth wide open. Mario is pulling Wario with a long stick.

randomone

What do women and books have in common

A Venn diagram shows two overlapping circles. One circle is labeled "Women" and the other is labeled "Books". The overlapping area between them is labeled "Having periods".

Lil’ bro

Danny de-Cheeto

The image shows a cartoonish rendering of actor Danny DeVito as a Cheeto snack. It's a full body shot of the morphed figure with Danny DeVito's head and a body resembling a Cheeto.

Lil’ bro

A loaf of bread with a face of a man with glasses photoshopped onto one end. The text 'DANNY DEWHEATO' appears below.

Lil’ bro

Danny de-frito

A digitally altered image of a fried food, most likely a fry, that has a face superimposed with glasses.

Thoughtless

Nah bro, French be wild!

A multiple choice question in French with the sentence '_____-vous si le train est en retard?' The options are 'Sais', 'Savez', 'Connaissez', and 'Connais'.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

A tattoo on an arm shows a pen and a sword crossed. A banner under them reads: "THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a woman standing with the text "Woman stand." The top right panel shows a woman walking with the text "Woman go." The bottom left panel shows a man standing with the text "Man stand." The bottom right panel shows a mango.

Nut Master

A puppet-like character with a shocked expression is seen mid-ejaculation, with a white substance flying through the air. The text above the image says, "when you nut and your dad walks into the room."

DARK RAPBOAT

The image has two parts. On the left is a portrait of Famous Dex in a pink shirt. On the right, a screenshot of a search history labeled "trending". The searches include 'famous dex', 'marcus rogers', 'emotional oranges' and 'barawo'. Below the search results, the text reads: "Don't count me out yet."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a scene from a movie with two figures fighting with swords. The text above the image reads, 'POV: The average British person when you say Tuesday and not 'chewsday'.'

Heroin Monkey

where do you aim

A top-down view of a toilet bowl with a grid overlaid on it. The grid is labeled with letters A-J along the top and numbers 1-10 along the left.

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