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Adolf Nigler

I thought it said holo..

Heroin Monkey

This is so bad

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet is from Caitlyn Jenner, it reads "It's so hard to find a straight man that is confident enough to compliment me on my looks.". The second tweet is a reply from Donald J. Trump, and it reads "Nice balls."

NIFFTY

tru tho

The image shows four different photos of Kim Kardashian yawning. Above the photos is the text "You'll feel refreshed after a nice weekend" and "Me at work on Monday:".

H3LL0_K1TTY

Three dogs are sitting on a couch. The dog on the right with yellow boots seems to be avoiding the eye contact with the other two dogs. Text on the image reads: "Me trying to avoid eye contact with the crack head at the gas station."

NIFFTY

REMEMBER THIS MOVE

A cartoon character with yellow fur, a blue tuft of hair, and big eyes is captured with a terrified open-mouth expression, seemingly in mid-move.

Heroin Monkey

A Bernese Mountain Dog is biting a German stick grenade. The grenade has German text on the side.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text saying "Yellow and Red is a combination of colors that makes you hungry." Then it says "True.". Below are the logos of Burger King, McDonalds, the hammer and sickle from the communist flag, and Pizza Hut, all using red and yellow colors.

Heroin Monkey

Four black and white images show a man being tortured by having a liquid poured into his mouth. The text below reads "Lieutenant commander John McCain suffers unspeakable torture at the hands of the North Vietnamese (Hanoi, 1968)".

the real Jack kennedy

Woman beater and harasser ⬇️

A man in a suit is sitting on the floor with his head in his hand. He has a blocky orange head with makeup on. His hands are also orange and have long painted nails. The image has a transparent background. The text says "Woman beater and harasser."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "5 Lil Pump songs playing at once", a comment below says "this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible".

Heroin Monkey

An image of a muscular saber-toothed cat saying: "Go ahead, call the cops. They cannot unshit your grandma's cremation urn."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a red box and a perfume bottle designed to look like Doritos packaging. The box says "Doritos" and "Nacho Cheese". The perfume bottle has the same label and is filled with an orange liquid.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question "What's your Jimmy Neutron name?" and then defines how to create one. First name is your parent's credit card number, middle name the three wacky digits on the back, and last name is the expiration date. The text is placed over an image of the show "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" with some characters from the show.

Heroin Monkey

A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon picture of Jerry Mouse with wide eyes. The text above says: "I wanna name my puppy 'insane' so when people ask 'are you fucking insane?' I can say 'no I'm fucking my sister'".

Heroin Monkey

A picture of the cover of "The Jungle Book". The title has been replaced with "The Chungle Book" and Big Chungus has been superimposed over Baloo.

Heroin Monkey

A young girl smiles at the camera, with giraffes visible in the background. The text says "At the zoo with grandma!!"

Wade

This is real, sorta

A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.

Heroin Monkey

A tweet from Forbes promoting Pakistan as a destination for solo female travelers. It includes a picture of a woman in a mountain landscape. Below, a user named Brian Tyler Cohen replies with the question: "Did human trafficking write this?"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a split view of John F. Kennedy. On the left a black-and-white photo inside a red circle shows Kennedy riding in a car during a parade, on the right a color portrait of Kennedy smiling. Below, the text "You'll never believe what happened at this parade (it blew my mind)" is shown. A YouTube interface is at the bottom with the channel name "JFK".

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