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A Google search shows search suggestions like "how to train your poo", "how to train your poodle", "how to train your poodle puppy" etc.. Below, a stick figure is pointing to a pile of poop and says: "SIT! Good Poop".

Heroin Monkey

A child's drawing on a piece of paper. The text reads: "I heard what you and dad were doing last night. Stop." Below this, there are two drawings, each in a separate box labeled "my room" and "mom's room." The drawing in "my room" depicts a stick figure standing with a speech bubble that says, "what the heel" while the drawing in "mom's room" depicts two stick figures in bed.

Heroin Monkey

A white goat is shown in the center of the picture. The text on the image says "Dance if your name is Josh" and "Mfs called Benjamin:"

Anonymous

Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.

Anonymous

A line drawing shows a group of people at what looks like a party. Two of them are dancing, and one person is standing off to the side wearing a party hat and looking sad. The text says, "THEY CAN'T HEAR THE BEEP MY BOMB JUST MADE (ONE MINUET LEFT)".

Anonymous

So sick of the ads for rupaul.

Two dog characters wearing ski masks, armed with weapons, sitting in a car. In the background, a sign is visible that reads "Children's Drag Show". Above the dogs, the text says "BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD".

MEME LORD

A brown, knitted doll figure, Sackboy, stands with arms out. Text says, "You're getting touched tonight!" Hot air balloons float in the background.

MEME LORD

A person wearing a black t-shirt with the text "AUTISTIC VIRGIN" in white letters.

MEME LORD

The image depicts a stylized representation of a water molecule, with an oxygen atom in red and two hydrogen atoms in white, but the whole water molecule is shaped like a curvy human body. The text "Water lowkey thicc" is above the molecule. The oxygen atom is labeled "Oxygen", and both hydrogen atoms are labeled "Hydrogen".

Anonymous

Me n who?

A cat is perched on top of a cougar's head, appearing as if the cat is wearing the cougar like a hat.

Anonymous

Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.

The image shows a Google search with autocomplete suggestions for 'why censorship', followed by two images of George Washington. The bottom image says 'BENJAMIN... GET THE MUSKET'.

Anonymous

A white outlined image of a crying person with glasses. Text above the image reads, 'POV: You used higher than middle school level vocabulary'. Text within the image reads, "STOP USING A THESAURUS, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOUND SMART!!!"

Drakes snake

MR BEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTT

A picture of MrBeast in front of the Twin Towers with the text 'I Hijacked a Plane'.

shaylie lol

The image shows a text overlay that says 'me: oh you don't wanna reply for an hour? guess I'm not replying for an hour either -DING- me:'. Below this text, there is a blurry photo of a person suddenly standing up and leaning forward, with their hair flying around. There are a door and a picture frame visible in the background.

shaylie lol

The image shows a cartoon fish with a surprised expression. Above it the text reads: "me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song."

shaylie lol

Two hippos with open mouths, resembling laughter, are placed below the text "Me and my best friend laughing at our own jokes."

shaylie lol

The image shows a text above Spongebob's face. The text reads: "Teacher: stop the laughing. Friend: breaths. Me:". Below is Spongebob making a strained face with blush marks on his cheeks.

shaylie lol

A spider is visible through the tent fabric with the text "LET'S GO CAMPING, THEY SAID" above and "IT WILL BE FUN, THEY SAID" below.

shaylie lol

The image shows a teacher making a statement about a bad class, followed by a picture of a group of fish characters with unimpressed expressions from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants.

shaylie lol

A man with an afro and a beard is looking to the side with a wide eye and an open mouth. Above the picture is the text: "When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you."

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