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A photo shows a set of stairs painted white with blue outlines. There is a handicapped symbol on the stairs. The image has a watermark on the upper right that says "Declaration Of Memes".

Jazzy💕

HAHAHA

The image shows a text box on a light orange background. The text reads, "Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park, laughing at all the joggers." with a laughing emoji at the end.

Adolf Nigler

Bang-Bang

A hand holding a nail on a wooden board. A hammer is about to hit the nail. "Me" is written on the hammer. "Your mom" is written near the nail.

Adolf Nigler

What I do on most afternoons.

The image shows three logos side by side. On the left is the board game Clue, in the center is the fast food restaurant Clucks Nashville Hot Chicken, and on the right is the character Barbarian from the mobile game Clash of Clans.

A Star Wars Fan

Tom cat with an evil grin, above the text "Teacher: Give me your dictionary. Kid named Tionary:"

✨Jassy✨

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message says, "Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk was I?" The other says, "Dude, in WalMart when the intercom thing came on you dropped to your knees and screamed, 'THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!'" The first person then replies, "...Awesome"

Kai :)

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Anime Boy

A comparison between German and English pronouns for 'you'. German has multiple forms while English uses just one. The text in the image says 'Deutsch ist eine einfache Sprache' which means 'German is an easy language'. On the left, there's a person pointing angrily, on the right a person is laughing.

CrackedRuby_alt

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

arsonisfun

A picture of Sonic the Hedgehog next to the text: "If you shower naked, then you're a whore."

Heroin Monkey

A dog stares intently at the camera with the text "The skin walker pretending to be my dog watching me douse my meat in peanut butter."

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Heroin Monkey

A young man with blond hair is smiling at the camera. The text above him reads: "How I look at my cab driver after my luggage starts screaming for help."

M3ME G0D

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

NIFFTY

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𝓖𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻

HMMMM?

Three vertical panels show a woman cosplaying as Violet from The Incredibles. In the first panel, she is wearing a black top and holding a book. In the second panel, she is wearing Violet's red superhero costume with long black gloves. In the third panel, her silhouette has disappeared, leaving only her eyes and a spoon.

Takoyakii

The image shows the text 'Smile if yo dick big' followed by 'Me:'. Below, there is a close-up of a man with a wide, unnatural smile, displaying teeth. He has dark markings on his face and blue nails.

Bozo

The meme shows two images stacked vertically. The top image is a handwritten note that says: "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella." The note is on a lined piece of white paper with purple border. The bottom image is a black and white photo of a man in armor with a Hello Kitty bow on his head.

Heroin Monkey

A yellow sign with black text that says: "Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off."

freddyfatbear

bruh

The image is a four-panel grid with the text "Laughing at corona memes like". The first panel has "February" underneath and shows a grinning Kanye. The second panel has "March 1" and Kanye has a smirk. The third panel says "Last week" and shows Kanye with a slight frown. The fourth panel shows the same frown but with the text "This morning". The last panel says "A little later this morning", where Kanye looks a little more concerned.

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