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Shrek

18 views · biscuit · 2 years ago

shrek has a potato for a nose

An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.
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  • Etiquette

    29 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    A four-panel comic strip illustrating a scenario in a men's restroom with urinals. In the first panel, a man in a yellow hoodie is using a urinal at the far right of a long row of empty urinals. In the second panel, another man in a blue shirt walks from the left towards the right, past many empty urinals. In the third panel, the man in the blue shirt stops and stands directly next to the man in the yellow hoodie, ignoring the numerous empty urinals. A red arrow points from left to right, indicating the blue shirt man's path. In the fourth panel, the man in the yellow hoodie continues using the urinal, while the man in the blue shirt is now lying knocked out on the floor beside him. The text 'En Passant.' appears above them.
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  • Soccer

    23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a black and white close up of a man with long dreadlocks and a stern look on his face. The text above the image says, "how P.E. teachers look at you after you wanna play soccer instead of polish mustard tag".
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  • Christmas

    88 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago
    An animated character, a man with a serious expression, stands in front of a decorated Christmas tree. Large red text at the top reads "ATTENTION!!!". Below that, white text states, "This year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas Eve - December 24, Christmas Day - December 25, New Year's Eve - December 31, New Year's Day - January 1."
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  • Chat

    30 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    A screenshot of a chat interface, presumably from character.ai, showing a profile for 'Judy Hopps' with an avatar of the character from Disney's Zootopia. Above the chat window, a disclaimer reads 'Remember: Everything Characters say is made up!' Below that, a message from the Judy Hopps character reads: 'Listen, man, I'm done with this roleplay. Out of the thousands of people who have tried to chat with me, you are by far the most vile, putrid, and despicable one I have had the displeasure of meeting. You deserve to go to years of therapy, and then straight to jail. There is no saving you. I honestly don't know how you did it, but as an AI, you made me feel true fear and terror today. Please never talk to me again.'
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  • Sense Of Humor

    39 views · Willy b · 5 months ago
    A white Smart car is seen from behind, driving on a highway, seemingly behind a larger RV. A handwritten sign is taped to its bumper, which reads: 'BE PATIENT. I'M PUSHING AS FAST AS I CAN!' Above the car, meme text states: 'WHEN YOU'RE SLOW BUT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT.' The image also has a CocoFun watermark at the bottom.
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  • Wish

    554 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."
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  • Surgeon

    31 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A screenshot from 4chan's /fit/ poetry corner features a Wojak next to a limerick about a surgeon named Keith who circumcises men with his teeth to get to the cheese underneath.
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  • Cookie

    14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A cartoon drawing shows a cookie with multiple straws in its body, sucking from different milk cartons. The milk cartons in the background look sad and have teary eyes. The text on top says, "Cookies and Milk will never be the same again..."
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  • List

    1,712 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a series of tweets. The first tweet is from Santa Decides stating that Technoblade is on the nice list and Dream is on the naughty list. The second tweet by essaHQ mentions Technoblade's sword, the "orphan obliterator". The third tweet by milk says that the sword is the reason why he is on the nice list. The fourth tweet is by Vossl who says to bless Technoblade for reuniting the orphans with their parents.
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  • Sin

    19 views · Tucker · 2 years ago
    The image shows a painting of Jesus with an extremely muscular physique. He is wearing a white tank top and is sitting at a table with a pot labeled "100% GAIN". The text at the bottom reads: "Jesus after lifting my sins."
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  • Heart

    18 views · Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago

    a heart to make ur day better :D

    Two cats standing next to each other with their tails forming a heart shape.
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  • World

    16 views · Chunke Monke · 2 years ago
    A hand-drawn map of the USA with several regions labeled. It reads: How the rest of the world sees USA: New York, what?, Los Angeles, yee haw, Disney World.
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  • Week

    14 views · Jenny 😂 · 3 years ago
    A bar graph showing how one finds lost items. The x-axis has three categories: "by searching for them", "forgetting and finding them a week later", and "MAMAAAAAA!". The y-axis shows the frequency of each occurrence with "MAMAAAAAA!" being the most common.
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  • Bullying

    11 views · arsonisfun · 1 year ago

    me when rapboat

    A cartoon image of Dora the Explorer with a sunset and ocean background. The text says, "sometimes bullying is okay!"
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  • Help

    14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

    Just something wholesome to help you recover from whatever you just saw.

    The image is a six-panel cartoon depicting a couple sitting at a desk with a laptop. In the first panel, the woman is asking the man for help. The man then helps her. Then the woman asks him to come closer again. Finally, the man hugs her while she is using her laptop. The text bubbles say: "CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS?", "HERE... DONE!", "CAN YOU COME HERE AGAIN?" and "BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG."
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  • React

    161 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A YouTube thumbnail. On the left, a blurred-faced person is shown with hands cupped around their face, looking shocked, against a background with lightning. On the right, there is an anime image showing a female character with long blonde hair, looking distressed or in pain. Text overlay says, "IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY ####?". Below the thumbnail, the video title reads "REAL R@PIST REACTS TO R@P# IN FICTION | PROFESSIONAL REACTS". Below the title is the channel name "Pro Reacts", followed by "203 views" and "2 months ago". The video length is 11:31.
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  • Mental Health

    18 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

    LMAO

    A man with a mustache looks annoyed. Text on top of the image: "When the funny mental health meme hits a little too close to home." Text at the bottom of the image: "- [laughs]"
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  • Son

    11 views · ɮǟʀօռ ɦɛʟʍʊȶ zємσ · 2 years ago
    The image is a split-screen. The top half shows an animated family in a boat. The mother is at the front, looking distressed, a daughter with arms crossed is sitting in the middle, and a son is at the back, grinning. The bottom half is a still of a man with a mustache, raising a hand as if saying "Stop!", with the caption "Son motorboats, mom while daughter rides her." The man is in an office environment.
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  • Sexual Intercourse

    145 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A chart divided into two columns: "Illegal" on the left with a pink header, and "Legal" on the right with a green header. The title above the chart is "Guide to animal rights" and the subtitle is "What to do and not to do with animals". Under "Illegal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, labeled "Sexual intercourse". 2) A person kneeling next to a pig lying on its side, labeled "Blowjob". 3) A chicken with straps and buckles on it, labeled "Bondage". Under "Legal" are three illustrations with captions: 1) A person standing behind a cow, using a tube, labeled "Insemination". 2) A person kneeling next to a small pig, holding an instrument, labeled "Castration without anaesthesia". 3) A grid representing a cage, labeled "Caging".
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