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Face mcshooty

A photo shows a grenade placed in a dog ball thrower. Text on the image reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

MATTIX

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cars with text above and below each image. The image on the left shows a red classic car with the text "Cars in action movies" above it and the text "Still works after being shot 1000 times" below it. The image on the right shows a small black car with the text "Cars in horror movies" above it and the text "Can't even start" below it.

Lostin Flowers

It's 5050

The image displays text on a black background. It reads: "3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050."

King bob

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left, a photo of a teenager with a visible midriff, and on the right, a photo of a young girl with braces and a white hat tilted on her head, making a peace sign. The text says "7th graders nowadays vs me in 7th grade". Below the left image it reads: "66 likes taylorweatherall first day of 7 grade".

DaRey1Cray

A cartoon image of Gumball Watterson with a beard and glasses wearing a headset. Behind him, there are various pixelated toys and a sign for 'ACARI'. The text on the image says, "yea she might talk and look like a 5 year old girl, but she's actually a 5000 y/o dragon goddess."

Heroin Monkey

A box of Pop-Tarts labeled "Frosted Chlorine" instead of the actual flavor. A container of pool chlorine tablets is in the lower-left corner.

Heroin Monkey

An elderly woman lying in a hospital bed with an overlay of a pop-up box that says, "Grandma isn't responding" with options to "Close app", "Wait", and "Send feedback".

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon drawing shows a cookie with multiple straws in its body, sucking from different milk cartons. The milk cartons in the background look sad and have teary eyes. The text on top says, "Cookies and Milk will never be the same again..."

Anonymous

Always the kid who acts gay

A person with pointy ears and blond hair from behind, with the text "The guy who's willing to do anything for $10" above it.

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Claoky

:D

A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

Heroin Monkey

Four dogs sitting in a circle on a sandy beach holding paws in what looks like a satanic ritual. The text says "Satanic ritual to summon the Goodest Boy Ever."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "companies carefully watching poopfart1@gmail.com cancel their soon to expire free trial just before poopfart2@gmail.com accepts the free trial." Below that, there is a close-up shot of a man with a suspicious expression.

CUTE BOY😝

HAHA

A cat sits with its paws folded in front of it at a table. The text above and below the cat reads: "Why don't you have a seat and explain where my testicles went."

cocomelon

bro

A picture of a young man with a slight grin on his face, positioned in front of a plain wall. The text overlayed in the image reads: "CEREAL IS LIKE BREAKFAST SOUP".

T.walk1992

The image shows two adjacent billboards. One billboard on the left has a bright yellow background with the text "ADULT VIDEO" in black letters. The billboard on the right features a picture of Jesus with a stern look on his face. The text on this billboard reads "JESUS IS WATCHING" and, in smaller print, "The Roman Catholic Church of San Angelo".

Heroin Monkey

$A black and white image of a man with a powdered wig playing an organ, but the face has been replaced by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The text above the image reads "Dwayne \"The Bach\" Johnson".$

Chri5

Wait a minute...

A yellow fish from SpongeBob is sitting in front of a red laptop. The text on top reads: "Teacher: Can you tell your little sister to stop making faces, please? *me knowing I live alone*"

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a castle with a skull-shaped entrance, set against a dark and cloudy sky. The text overlay reads, "YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??"

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A light gray cat with a furrowed brow looks at a "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" style question. The question reads: "If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance that you will be correct?" The possible answers are: A: 25%, B: 0%, C: 50%, D: 25%.

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