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Heroin Monkey

The image is a grid of nine panels, each showing a different animal with a label below it. The top left panel shows a curled-up dog labeled "Cuddle doggo". Top middle shows a wolf labeled "Sneak doggo". Top right shows a German shepherd dog wearing military gear labeled "War doggo". The middle left shows a bat labeled "Air doggo". The middle panel shows a seal labeled "Water doggo". The middle right panel shows a fox labeled "Cat doggo". Bottom left panel shows an armadillo labeled "Armour doggo". The bottom middle panel shows a kangaroo labeled "Hopper doggo". The bottom right panel shows a prairie dog labeled "Digger doggo".

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two parts. The top part features a handwritten note that says, "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella". Below is a black and white image of a stern-looking man with a Hello Kitty bow in his hair.

Heroin Monkey

A teacher points at a screen that says: "Pi day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math."

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

Heroin Monkey

A person is shown with a "Deluxe Sausage" pizza label on their shirt as a name tag. Above this image is a note that says "Cody, you cannot use pizza labels as name-tags. - Management."

MEME LORD

A black and brown dachshund walks with its back legs very stiffly while its front legs are more relaxed. The text on the image reads "Me playing with my son's thing when I change his diaper (The way it wiggles is funny)"

Heroin Monkey

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The question reads, "What is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with?" The top comment says, "So you know how some people have bowls of candy with a 'take one' sign out for Halloween? Well, I fucked a dead moose."

NIFFTY

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A meme shows a text with "Our target market is men and women, ages 18-75." followed by "Marketing Agency:". The image shows the character Michael Scott from "The Office" looking puzzled with the word "WHAT?" on top.

Thoughtless

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing shows a large hand pressing down on smaller people. A quote from Voltaire is at the top. The comment on the post says, "we need to rise up against children with leukemia."

OGWhiteBoi69

A picture of a large rock formation in the ocean split in half with the text "CHUCK NORRIS WAS HERE AND HE CHOSE SCISSORS" written above and below the rock.

Your local comrade

An announcement from your Most High Comrade

The image shows a black hammer and sickle symbol above the text: "Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them."

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LoserIsPro

FINALLY

A calculator showing the equation "9+10 = 21"

Silly Sonka

Why?

A man and a woman are lying in bed next to each other. The woman is looking at the man and thinking, "I bet he's thinking about other women." The man is looking up and thinking, "Why is a pizza box a square, the pizza a circle, and the slices are triangles?"

Labradorian

The meme shows a view from a car onto a road with some other cars, including a flatbed tow truck. Below this, the meme features an image of two Kermit the Frog characters: one in the shadows whispering 'DO IT'. The text above the road says 'When I see a car like this'.

Anonymous

Whitpost mwtder beneral

Spongebob and Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants are looking shocked at a muscular man. The image says: "Clash of clans players struggling to not say hog rider after they discover their wife in their bedroom cheating with a black man."

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Minecraft movie

Jack Black is in front of a Minecraft meme. The text of the meme says: "When ur busts a mine, but she keeps crafting."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a meme. At the top is the text: "Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: No reason. My head:". Below this is a cartoon image of Donkey Kong but with a distorted face photoshopped onto it. Next to the image is the text "Stonkey Kong".

United Kingdom UK

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Spongebob looking scared with the caption "Me when my parents are sleeping." The bottom panel shows three black silhouette figures dancing on a colorful, lighted dance floor. The text above them says, "they're groovin'" and the caption to the right of the image reads "My parents when I'm sleeping."

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