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🌧☔ Rain:

The image shows a close-up of heavy rain falling. The text overlay reads: "RAIN BE LIKE" above the rain, and "TKSHDFKFDHSCHHVSCHHKCXBO" underneath it.

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I know where you live.

The image is split into three sections. The top section shows a silhouette of a couple kissing at sunset and the caption reads "KIDS HAVE CRUSHES". The middle section shows a photo of a couple embracing and smiling and the caption reads "MEN HAVE GIRLFRIENDS". The bottom section shows a close up of a blacked-out Mario with glowing eyes, and the caption reads "I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS".

Autterpop

Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\

The image shows Moe from The Simpsons with a noose around his neck, looking sad. Above him, the text says: "When all of your suicide memes get removed by the mods for being too edgy, but then you see someone else posting a suicide meme and getting 7.5k upvotes."

Daddy dick

Me when i was 7 be like

The image shows a text from a user "rae loves marvel" that says "7 year old kids today: iphones and ipads". Below, it says "Me when I was 7:" and shows a picture of a man, apparently Paul Rudd, with his mouth open in front of a fan.

Anonymous

Da bois will understand

The image shows a meme with a dialogue between a barber and a guy. The barber asks what kind of cut the guy wants, and the guy responds with, "Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?" The barber replies, "Say no more fam." Below the dialogue is a picture of a man with a hairstyle that resembles testicles.

Anonymous

thor

A picture of Thor wearing pink clothing and accessories, with a pink glittery hammer, and text that reads: "Men: No girl will ever boss me around. Men after having daughters:"

DoubleDownCheeks

The image is split in two parts. On the left side a man's face showing a very young beard, and on the right side the face of an adult man of Indian ethnicity with a very strong mustache and beard.

Chri5

No one.

Doll 3.0

I want that T-shirt

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Autterpop

The image shows two pictures of Steve Harvey. In the first picture he is laughing, in the second, his face is serious and looks shocked. Above the images, text reads: "When you are laughing at suicide memes but you suddenly remember that you have attempted suicide 3 times".

Roshambo

The image consists of four panels of a person. In the first panel, the person states, "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, another person says, "The super mario bros super show is not good." In the third panel, the first person is now visibly shocked, and in the fourth panel, the first person is now holding a gun.

Frog

The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a man looking sad and distressed with the text "I didn't want a brain transplant" above his head. The bottom panel shows the same man, now smiling, with the text "but then, they changed my mind." next to his head.

Jenny 😂

bruce

The perfect way to eavesdrop

A two-panel image of a man with a beard and dark hair. In the left panel, he is sitting down, wearing headphones and holding a phone. In the right panel, it's a close up of his face, with headphones. The text overlay reads: "When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop."

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Yes

The image shows the text: "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Below the text there is a close-up of Shaggy with a concerned expression.

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Stop.

A tweet by Calvin asking why the media isn't reporting on what Zeus looks like without hair or beard, followed by two cartoon images of Zeus, one with his trademark hair and beard and the other with a bald, smooth head.

Anonymous

Backstory.

The image shows a meme with text above a scene of Saul Goodman in a suit giving a presentation. The text reads: "marvel fans trying to explain why I need to watch 40 movies and 13 TV shows to understand the significance of doctor strange's left testicle."

Chunke Monke

here's my dick pick

A pink guitar pick with the word "DICK" printed in black text on the pick.

Bozo

PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

A cartoon image of Dipper from Gravity Falls holding a black book with the words "DEATH NOTE" written on it.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel meme. The first panel shows a blue transparent human skull and the text says "Calling everyone either 'he' or 'she'". The second panel shows a transparent blue human head with a bright spot in the brain and the text says "Calling everyone by their preferred gender pronouns". The third panel shows a red silhouette of a man with a raised fist and the Soviet Union flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone 'comrade'". The last panel shows a blue-toned superhero with an Australian flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone a cunt."

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