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A man covered in mud is carrying a muddy dog on his shoulders. The dog has something in its mouth. The text overlay says, "Here's a story that needs to be told...."

Sub

The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸

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Surgery

I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.

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    • Ex

    My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

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    • Citizen

    Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

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