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Bus

146 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

The meme shows a text block above an image. The text says: "Whoever told me to leave my car at the pub and take the bus home, turns out I was in no fit state to drive that either." The image below shows a red bus crashed into the front yard and facade of a brick house, with police officers in high-visibility vests attending the scene.

Book burning

134 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

A black and white historical photo of young men in uniform throwing books into a large bonfire. The text "They never told you which books they were burning." is written across the center in a Gothic-style font.

Kid

198 views · Helene 💀☠️ · 2 months ago

School

248 views · Siri_the_Robot · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a VICE News article headline about school shootings. The headline states that a boy told Apple's Siri he was going to shoot up a school, and the AI provided him with a list of local schools. Below the text is an image showing an iPhone screen with icons for Calendar, Photos, Clock, App Store, and others.

Santa

92 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A cartoon image shows Santa Claus standing next to a reindeer whose legs have been replaced with cinder blocks. Santa, looking exasperated, is saying, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP IN JACKSONVILLE." The background depicts a snowy urban scene with buildings.

English

7 views · ~MACKEN~ · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says they heard the other failed English. The second person responds with typos and grammatical errors like "who telled you?" and "it is unpossible," and "I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away," proving the first person's point. The conversation ends with an exchange of "Okay bye" and "Bye bye. God blast u...!!!"

Sibling

2 views · sedam hussein · 1 year ago

A still from a cartoon movie shows a character with wide eyes and a slightly open mouth. The text above the image reads: "When my sibling tells me something about their life and I have to act surprised because my mom had already told me."

Kid

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image shows a still from the movie Megamind. The character, an overweight man in a suit, is lying on his back with his arms spread out. The text reads: "Cinephiles" when a 5 year old kid wants to watch a Marvel movie and not the Gritty Black and White Polish movie based in 1873 which is an allegory for domestic abuse told through the perspective of a dying squirrel.

Name

7 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A still from a film with a man looking slightly perplexed above the text "When she wants me to open up but I already told her my full name and favorite color."

Phone

2 views · HELLO1 · 1 year ago

A black image with white text that reads: "Do not flip your phone. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Phone

4 views · DIANEE · 1 year ago

A text-based image with the instruction "Do not flip your phone" at the top. Underneath that, the text is written upside down: "Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Duck

3 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

The image shows a split screen. On the left, a duck is being petted and a news banner reads "BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY 5:16 SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE". On the right, a close up of a duck with its mouth open and the text says "good morning :)".

Story

2 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

Like for bonuses if you are following me and you have the best explanation

A man covered in mud is carrying a muddy dog on his shoulders. The dog has something in its mouth. The text overlay says, "Here's a story that needs to be told...."

Passenger

20 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

Stuffed animal

4 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸

A close-up, slightly distorted image of a chicken's face staring directly at the camera, with trees and a sky visible in the blurry background.

Murder

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image contains text from a news article reporting that Luigi Mangione, who was arrested for the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was part of a group of Ivy League gamers who played a game similar to Among Us. It mentions the game in the text.

Revenge

164 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

what the

A meme consisting of two panels. The top panel shows a news report headline, stating, "Man Murdered 8 gang members under an hour after being told his sister was raped." The background of this panel displays a crime scene with police cars and yellow caution tape. The bottom panel shows a character, possibly from a science fiction movie, wearing white robes and a metallic face mask, striking a pose with one hand raised. Text below the image says, "How bro must've felt: Bro is Mr. Aura himself."

Family

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image styled as a page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book. The text describes a dark scenario: 'DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell you she looked batshit crazy. She was holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.' The accompanying illustration shows a character (Mom or Rodrick) pointing a gun at another character (Greg) while Dad lies on the floor. A speech bubble says 'I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG.' Another character (Bubby) points and yells 'BUBBY DID IT!' The narrator concludes: 'HE had to fuck shit up.' The page number 10 is at the bottom.

Diary entry

35 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Told

36 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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