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Tinder

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

Spine

A meme shows the text "Me: 'Yes, I am still young.' My spine:" above an image of a man looking down and saying, "I said we old today."

Emotion

A young boy is looking at the camera with a slight smile. The text on the image says: "guess who's feeling extra emotionally unstable today"

Video Game

wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

Monkey

A person in a yellow vest with an open mouth is superimposed on an image of space. The image text says "Me when the monkey types out 99% of Shakespeare's literature just to finish it off with "W Gyatt kai Cenat Ohio Rizzler Skibibi fanum Tax did you pray today edger of the sigma" before going back to typing gibberish (I've been waiting 892 trillion years for this)".

Life

Me every day

A dog with its head on the floor near its food bowl. The text on the image says "I JUST CAN'T HANDLE LIFE TODAY".

Text message

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

Character

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a Discord message. The user SkinnyBird asks, "Still think Marajuana isn't bad?" followed by two images of the Hollow Knight character. The first character is labeled "No smoke" and is the normal form of the character. The second, below, is labeled "2 smoke" and shows a dramatically transformed and deteriorated form of the character.

Emotion

A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".

Tire

A car is missing one tire. A tire is laying on the ground in front of the car. A hand is holding a power tool, likely a grinder, in front of the tire.

Rapper

...

A close-up portrait of a man with a heart tattoo on his face. The text overlay reads: "Rappers today be lookin like a desk in detention".

Nothing

A screenshot of a Discord message that reads, "Nah but why does your appendix do absolutely nothing and then just try to kill you?"

Cat

A white fluffy cat with a grumpy expression. Text overlay: "When your human won't feed you for the 42nd time today:"

Book

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

Stranger

A cast iron skillet in a dishwasher with yellow and blue bowls. The text overlay reads: "I want to make some strangers on the internet unreasonably mad today, but first I need to put my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher."

Death

We gonna die today

A news report showing a black rocket launching against a backdrop of orange smoke. The text on the screen includes Korean characters.

Slur

They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀

A dark-themed chat with the text: "No, ginger. What even is a uhm, thing with bean in it? Is it like a cult?" The chat is from today at 5:39 PM.

Phone

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

Mental Health

The image shows two people, one fat and one skinny. A faucet is pouring water into the fat person's mouth, labeled "mental health support," while a few drops are going toward the skinny person. The fat person is labeled "Woman feeling a bit down today" and the skinny person is labeled "Man who wants to kill himself".

Size

Meme for today

The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."

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