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wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

Heroin Monkey

A person in a yellow vest with an open mouth is superimposed on an image of space. The image text says "Me when the monkey types out 99% of Shakespeare's literature just to finish it off with "W Gyatt kai Cenat Ohio Rizzler Skibibi fanum Tax did you pray today edger of the sigma" before going back to typing gibberish (I've been waiting 892 trillion years for this)".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a blue M&M character lying in a casket. The M&M is wearing a red baseball cap with the letter 'M' on it. There are colorful M&Ms scattered on his chest. The text overlay reads, "The hood lost a real one today."

✨Jassy✨

Me every day

A dog with its head on the floor near its food bowl. The text on the image says "I JUST CAN'T HANDLE LIFE TODAY".

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a Discord message. The user SkinnyBird asks, "Still think Marajuana isn't bad?" followed by two images of the Hollow Knight character. The first character is labeled "No smoke" and is the normal form of the character. The second, below, is labeled "2 smoke" and shows a dramatically transformed and deteriorated form of the character.

Heroin Monkey

A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".

Heroin Monkey

A car is missing one tire. A tire is laying on the ground in front of the car. A hand is holding a power tool, likely a grinder, in front of the tire.

projokes

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A close-up portrait of a man with a heart tattoo on his face. The text overlay reads: "Rappers today be lookin like a desk in detention".

Anonymous

A screenshot of a Discord message that reads, "Nah but why does your appendix do absolutely nothing and then just try to kill you?"

Adolf kitler

A white fluffy cat with a grumpy expression. Text overlay: "When your human won't feed you for the 42nd time today:"

Heroin Monkey

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

Heroin Monkey

A cast iron skillet in a dishwasher with yellow and blue bowls. The text overlay reads: "I want to make some strangers on the internet unreasonably mad today, but first I need to put my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher."

King bob

We gonna die today

A news report showing a black rocket launching against a backdrop of orange smoke. The text on the screen includes Korean characters.

Im totally not drunk 2.0

They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀

A dark-themed chat with the text: "No, ginger. What even is a uhm, thing with bean in it? Is it like a cult?" The chat is from today at 5:39 PM.

GG Miller

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two people, one fat and one skinny. A faucet is pouring water into the fat person's mouth, labeled "mental health support," while a few drops are going toward the skinny person. The fat person is labeled "Woman feeling a bit down today" and the skinny person is labeled "Man who wants to kill himself".

Anonymous

Meme for today

The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."

Heroin Monkey

A top-down view shows a pair of feet wearing black, white, and red striped slide sandals on a light brown carpet. In the upper left corner of the image, a large brown cockroach is visible on the carpet. A black bar across the center of the image contains the text: My Gucci slippers came in today.

Wade

It’s finally happening…

A picture of a Chuck E. Cheese sign with a news headline saying, "5 children have gone missing inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Parents report smells coming..."

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