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Car crash

Willy b · 2 months ago

A meme with text above an image of a silver car crashed through the brick wall of a house. The text describes a wife blaming the man she crashed into for drinking beer and using a phone, only for police to point out the man was inside his own living room.

Group

Enraged Reindeer · 4 months ago

Two panels comparing neo-nazi groups from 50 years ago to today. The top panel is labeled "Neonazi Groups 50 years ago" and shows a group of people whose faces are covered by flags of mostly Western countries like the UK, Germany, Norway, Finland, Canada, Switzerland, and Italy. The bottom panel is labeled "Neonazi Groups today" and shows a larger group of people whose faces are covered by flags from all over the world, including Turkey, Pakistan, Israel, Ukraine, Brazil, France, and Morocco, with one person's face covered by the text "(black)".

Kid

Helene 💀☠️ · 7 months ago

AI

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

Reminder

Siri_the_Robot · 8 months ago

Do it

A meme consisting of text and a screenshot of a phone notification. The top text reads: "Me: Siri remind me to dye my hair tomorrow please. Siri next morning:". Below this is a screenshot of an iPhone notification from the Reminders app, dated 12:00 PM and labeled "now". The reminder text is: "Die today".

Court

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A black and white image of a court transcript snippet. In lines 1-2, MR. CHASE says, "Hi reader! You look great today!" In line 3, THE COURT responds, "What?" In lines 4-6, MR. CHASE explains, "I'm breaking the Fourth Wall and speaking to whoever reads this Court Transcript." Line 7 and the following cut-off line show THE COURT saying, "Sir, you are being charged for possession of child porn."

Supermarket

Cosmo idk · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical online news article. The image shows an older woman wearing a dark head covering (hijab), holding her forehead in distress while standing in the refrigerated aisle of a supermarket. The headline reads: "Tragic: Mamdani's Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack." The article excerpt mentions the New York City Mayor-elect Zohr.

Chat

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Weather

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.

Slipper

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A top-down view shows a pair of feet wearing black, white, and red striped slide sandals on a light brown carpet. In the upper left corner of the image, a large brown cockroach is visible on the carpet. A black bar across the center of the image contains the text: My Gucci slippers came in today.

Laptop

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cosmic image shows a large, dark dragon wrapped around the Earth, emanating destructive fiery energy. At the center of the fiery vortex, a smaller Earth-like sphere is visible. The text above the image reads: "YO MORDECAI, CHECK THIS COOL LAPTOP I FOUND IN THE TRASH TODAY" and "4 MINUTES LATER :".

Fortune

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of two fortune cookies with a slip of paper in front of them. The text on the paper reads: "A kind stranger will piss in your ass today. Panda Express."

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A dog wearing glasses and a hat sits on the floor. The text on the image says, "Today is Thursday which means Dexter commits money laundering."

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A dog's face is shown in an upward-looking shot. Above, the following text is written: "Teacher: Today we will... Kid named the socioeconomic state of Sudan:"

M M

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a blue M&M character lying in a casket. The M&M is wearing a red baseball cap with the letter 'M' on it. There are colorful M&Ms scattered on his chest. The text overlay reads, "The hood lost a real one today."

Monkey

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person in a yellow vest with an open mouth is superimposed on an image of space. The image text says "Me when the monkey types out 99% of Shakespeare's literature just to finish it off with "W Gyatt kai Cenat Ohio Rizzler Skibibi fanum Tax did you pray today edger of the sigma" before going back to typing gibberish (I've been waiting 892 trillion years for this)".

Toaster

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a message request from the user "Local_toaster_fucker" saying "Check your toaster." The options are to accept or ignore the request.

Vitamin

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

Two tubes of Burt's Bees lip balm are superimposed in front of a grim reaper image, with the text "today I will eat two charpstick" at the bottom.

Tinder

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

Guy

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A car is on the freeway, taken from the perspective of the car behind it. A text overlay says: "This guy cut me off on the freeway today. I'm not even mad."

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