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Work

2 years ago

Me but at school

A baby with its eyes closed and fingers in its ear is shown along with the text "WALKING INTO WORK LIKE 'LAWD YOU KNOW I NEED MY JOB, PLEASE BLESS ME WITH A CALM SPIRIT TODAY'"
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  • Fish

    2 years ago

    MORE MORE DAD JOKES

    The image has a teal background with a circular shape in the center. Inside the circle are two lines of text: 'What do you call a fish with no eyes?' and below is the answer 'Fsh.'. There is a logo with the word 'TODAY' in the lower right corner.
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  • Password

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person sends a series of increasingly demanding requests, such as asking for social media passwords and demanding the other person to unfriend girls. The final text from the other person says, "Bitch done lost her mind."
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  • School

    1 year ago
    The image shows two pictures side by side. The top picture is an anime character with red hair and a red jacket, looking off to the side. The bottom picture is a person with reddish-brown hair and a red jacket, looking directly at the camera. Below the bottom picture, there is text that says, "Got ready for school today and realized I accidentally dressed like Ayanokoji. Just shows how similar we are. I'm literally him.. (A manipulative bad@$$ that can and will control you.)"
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  • Pair

    2 years ago

    DAD JOKE

    The image contains the text "I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants... but I couldn't find any." The text is inside a large circle with a peach colored background. There is a logo in the lower right corner that says TODAY.
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  • Eye

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.
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  • Text message

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message, sent on Saturday at 10:25 PM, reads "Wyd baby girl" with heart eyes emoji. The second message, sent today at 8:02 AM, reads "I want your lil autistic ass to be mine" with a winky face emoji. The third message reads "Wyd today."
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    Podcast

    1 year ago
    A tweet with text "Worst Headline you'll read today and there's like 10 wars happening" above a tweet by @Dexerto saying "The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul's media company". Below are two side-by-side images of Jake Paul looking surprised and the Hawk Tuah Girl smiling.
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  • Dog

    5 months ago
    A dog wearing glasses and a hat sits on the floor. The text on the image says, "Today is Thursday which means Dexter commits money laundering."
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  • Laptop

    5 months ago
    A cosmic image shows a large, dark dragon wrapped around the Earth, emanating destructive fiery energy. At the center of the fiery vortex, a smaller Earth-like sphere is visible. The text above the image reads: "YO MORDECAI, CHECK THIS COOL LAPTOP I FOUND IN THE TRASH TODAY" and "4 MINUTES LATER :".
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  • Guy

    8 months ago
    A car is on the freeway, taken from the perspective of the car behind it. A text overlay says: "This guy cut me off on the freeway today. I'm not even mad."
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    Cat meme

    9 months ago

    #2

    A grid of nine different cat images, each with a different facial expression. Above the grid is the question "Which cat meme are you today?"
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  • Call

    2 years ago

    Guys is this normal?

    A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.
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  • Algorithm

    1 year ago

    Algorithim meme (sorry no Stonk boi today I’ll do 2 tomorrow)

    The image shows a figure that looks like the Matt Mii character from Wii Sports with a serious expression and arms crossed. He is standing in front of a stock market chart with an upward trending arrow. A text balloon says "Bans". There is also the text "Silly Inc" and numbers that are stock-market-related.
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  • Idea

    1 year ago

    My friend is has the best ideas

    A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.
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  • Chat

    10 months ago
    A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."
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