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Clock

1 year ago
The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a clock reading 10:00 and a man with a neutral expression. The bottom panel shows a clock reading 9:59 and the same man with a surprised expression. The text above reads "When you buy a clock from iraq:".
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    Gay porn

    4 months ago
    A yellow emoji face with wide, slightly anxious eyes, a wide open mouth, and eyebrows raised in mild confusion. Next to the face, a yellow hand is shown making a gesture where the index and middle fingers are crossed, with curved lines indicating motion. Text below the image reads 'watching gay porn in public but doing this the entire time so people know I'm straight.'. There is a Shutterstock watermark.
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  • Relationship

    1 year ago
    The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.
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  • Home

    2 years ago

    Girls be like

    A woman with wide eyes and a big smile is overlaid with white text that reads: "IT TOOK YOU 15 MINUTES TO GET HOME. GOOGLE MAPS SAID IT TAKES 12. WHO IS SHE?"
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  • Food

    2 years ago

    Relatable

    A group of people are in a room. The text on the image reads: "me searching a cool video to watch while eating. my food getting cold." The handle @potkan3000 is also included.
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  • Sleep

    1 year ago

    It works, my brother has never slept better

    A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."
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  • Taylor Swift

    1 year ago
    Two profile images are shown side by side. The left is of Taylor Swift with the text "Taylor Swift, Musician, $1.1B Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23 #2276 in the world today" and the right is of Kanye West with the text "Kanye West, Musician, $400M Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23".
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  • Taxi

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first text says, "Can you call me a taxi at 7am tomorrow?" The second text says, "Thanks dad". There is a green "Ok" bubble, and the last text, which is from "dad", says: "You're a taxi".
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  • Book

    11 months ago
    A black and white picture shows a person with a tear running down their face. Above, there is the text: "When you order a book called 'How to scam people' and it still hasn't arrived after 3 months:"
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  • Call

    2 years ago
    A red toy phone has the words "It's Time to Call" above "911". A hand is pressing the button. There are cartoon children on the side.
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  • Newspaper

    1 year ago
    A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.
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  • Covid

    2 years ago

    Covid bruh

    The image shows two pictures of Kermit the Frog looking out a window. The left image is captioned "March 2020" and shows Kermit with a normal figure. The right image is captioned "March 2021" and shows Kermit looking much fatter.
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  • Russia

    11 months ago
    Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.
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  • Age

    1 year ago
    A video still shows a young man and a young woman, with the text "In 2024 Now We're..." above them and the numbers 22 and 15 below. The right part shows the YouTube comment section with a comment saying "She was better at 12", followed by comments referencing Drake.
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  • Pea

    2 years ago
    A green, small, round car sits on a paved surface with plants and a building in the background. Text above the car reads, "there's no time to explain. get in the pea."
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  • Christmas

    2 years ago

    It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄

    The image is split into two sections. On the left, "Father Christmas" is shown as a traditional Santa Claus, with a full white beard, a red suit with white trim, and a jolly expression. He is waving with both hands. The right side shows an alternative version labeled "Christmas Daddy". This Santa is more muscular with tattoos, a dark red coat with black fur trim and an intense look on his face. He has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Naughty' above 'Nice'.
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    When the FBI kicks down your door
while you beating your meat to the 500
terabytes of polygender midget furry
austismic monkey porn that you stole
+Kaylie D
My time has come
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  • Microwave

    1 year ago
    The image shows a Minecraft landscape filled with red rocks and a body of water. There are several blocks of TNT laid out in the foreground. The text overlay reads "My microwave stopped working, time to use my pc to cook some beef."
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  • Ear

    2 years ago

    this happens to me all of the time

    The image shows a meme with text at the top that says, "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below that, there's an image of Shrek with an open mouth and a distorted face, as if yelling. Underneath is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".
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  • Virus

    2 years ago

    Virus Scam????

    The image shows a woman with a distressed expression. Above her head the text says "VIRUS SCAN?" Underneath her the text reads: "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!"
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