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Taxi

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first text says, "Can you call me a taxi at 7am tomorrow?" The second text says, "Thanks dad". There is a green "Ok" bubble, and the last text, which is from "dad", says: "You're a taxi".

Russia

188 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Cat

15 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat looks up at the camera with wide eyes. The text on the image reads: "4 AM. EVERYONE IS ASLEEP. PERFECT TIME TO RUN FROM ONE END OF THE HOUSE TO THE OTHER AT FULL SPEED AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE."

Dog

15 views · Why should you care · 1 year ago

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

September

39 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

YouTube Video

364 views · Gummy gummy gummy bear · 4 months ago

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A meme showing a text dialog where a mother says 'you can watch one more YouTube video before bed.' Underneath is a screenshot of a YouTube video featuring Woody from Toy Story. The title of the video is an absurdly long, nested list of conditions involving Ice Age, Toy Story, YouTube, The Simpsons, Bee Movie, and SpongeBob. The progress bar shows a timestamp composed of an impossible, extremely long string of numbers.

React

183 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A YouTube thumbnail. On the left, a blurred-faced person is shown with hands cupped around their face, looking shocked, against a background with lightning. On the right, there is an anime image showing a female character with long blonde hair, looking distressed or in pain. Text overlay says, "IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY ####?". Below the thumbnail, the video title reads "REAL R@PIST REACTS TO R@P# IN FICTION | PROFESSIONAL REACTS". Below the title is the channel name "Pro Reacts", followed by "203 views" and "2 months ago". The video length is 11:31.

Class

22 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Me every time i have to present in class

On the left side of the image, the text reads: 'Me: "I don't get nervous during presentations". Also me:'. On the right, a person in a Spiderman costume is standing at a podium in front of an audience with the text 'Hello, my name is presentation' at the bottom.

Ear

8 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

this happens to me all of the time

The image shows a meme with text at the top that says, "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below that, there's an image of Shrek with an open mouth and a distorted face, as if yelling. Underneath is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

Season

13 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

LOL🤣

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a sad-looking anime girl with the text, "The old me, who could watch a whole season in a day." The bottom panel features a tired and disheveled Pepe the Frog surrounded by junk food with the text, "The current me, who couldn't even finish 2 episodes."

Mr Bean

15 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Mr Bean Meme

The image shows two grayscale stills of Mr. Bean looking directly at the camera with a peculiar expression. The text above the images says: "Me every time I see a security camera". The first image also displays a timestamp: 55:10:12:20 and identifier: 31-HNA/10

Bedtime

11 views · 《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

fax

A skeleton with long hair and a red streak is playing an electric guitar. He's in a graveyard setting. Above him, the text reads "I WENT TO BED AT" and below him is "830 INSTEAD OF 8".

Poop

39 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone screen with a sad Bart Simpson face on top and the text "Fake Smile". Further down it says "one of those nights", followed by a music player with the song "Hope" by XXXTENTACION playing. The screen also shows a message from "Mom" saying "Clean your poop out the shower NOW!!!! This is the 17th time."

Cop

14 views · Yuri · 2 years ago

A cartoon character with purple hair and blue highlights is shown in the driver's seat of a car with the text, "What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time."

Hannah

29 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A poster with a picture of a woman named Hannah. The text reads: "Hannah microwaves butterflies in her spare time. #LoveYourImperfections Get 3 days free at match.com/tube match". The poster is in a subway or similar setting. Above the poster, it says: "what the fuck Hannah".

Virus

14 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Virus Scam????

The image shows a woman with a distressed expression. Above her head the text says "VIRUS SCAN?" Underneath her the text reads: "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!"

Life

20 views · Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

It's 5050

The image displays text on a black background. It reads: "3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050."

Hot pocket

83 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

Nowadays

7 views · King bob · 3 years ago

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left, a photo of a teenager with a visible midriff, and on the right, a photo of a young girl with braces and a white hat tilted on her head, making a peace sign. The text says "7th graders nowadays vs me in 7th grade". Below the left image it reads: "66 likes taylorweatherall first day of 7 grade".

Wheelchair

137 views · wheelchair creed · 3 years ago

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

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