Thought memes

Homer Simpson

1 year ago

A cartoon image features a person saying it's hot, followed by an image of Homer Simpson looking nervous while trying not to say "so take off all your clothes".

Sister

1 year ago

A cartoon character smiles slyly, with the text "POV- Me getting ready to say 'I thought u were his sister' when meetin bros mum (game is game)".

Engagement

1 year ago

A Reddit post with comments. The first comment states that Kid Cudi got engaged. The second comment expresses surprise, stating the commenter thought Cudi was gay and he could have done better, possibly because he's bald. The third comment predicts the relationship won't last more than 6 months.

Intelligence

11 months ago

A person with their eyes closed and the text "Let me think."

Question

1 year ago

Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions

A digital painting of a sunset with a dark red sky fading into yellow near the horizon. A large white circle is in the upper-left corner, representing the moon, and small white dots are scattered throughout the sky, representing stars. The bottom of the image is a black solid area.

T Rex

1 year ago

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

Existence

2 years ago

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:

The text on the image asks "Do you exist?" The response is: "Yes. I think, therefore I am."

Rapper

1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Pusha T

1 year ago

A split image showing Pusha T on the left and a bowl of spicy ramen on the right.

Jokes

Vasectomy

9 years ago

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

Parent

9 years ago

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.

English

9 years ago

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Thought jokes