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Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

big [fire] balls

A platypus is held in a person's hands, with the text 'When they can't decide between a duck or a beaver so you get them both.' above it.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"

Rey Rey

A video still shows a young man and a young woman, with the text "In 2024 Now We're..." above them and the numbers 22 and 15 below. The right part shows the YouTube comment section with a comment saying "She was better at 12", followed by comments referencing Drake.

Just Blach

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Anonymous

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel features an illustration of Mario in a cheerful pose with the text "Invite friends over for 'party'." The bottom panel shows a scene from a Mario game with characters positioned precariously above two large, green, man-eating plants, with the text "Make them fight for their lives above man-eating plant."

A Star Wars Fan

A still from the animated TV show "Hazbin Hotel" shows a character named Vaggie with an annoyed look on her face on the left. On the right is Alastor, a red deer demon, smiling with a mischievous look on his face. Above the characters are captions. Vaggie is labeled "My Friends" and Alastor is labeled "Me, sending them memes at 3 am."

Jazzy💕

ehehhe everything.

A meme showing a screenshot of a post. The text reads "Them: What is wrong with you?? Me: Nothing.". Below the text is a frame of a person looking up and to the left with a serious expression.

Anonymous

The image displays four different cartoon characters from the show "Invincible" in a vertical arrangement. Each character is accompanied by a text phrase. The first character, an orange robot, is paired with the phrase "calling them girls." The second character, an older man with a sinister grin, is paired with "calling them women." The third character, a man with long black hair, is paired with "calling them females." The fourth character, Omni-Man, is paired with the phrase "calling them pets."

kate✨

A meme featuring two muscular arms of different skin colors (one brown, one white) clasped together. Text above the arms reads "Cybertruck owners can't get them wet." Text below the arms identifies the arm on the left as "their car" and the arm on the right as "women."

Toast ツ

A pair of white boxer shorts with red hearts printed on them, accompanied by the text "Men literally never get their trousers pulled down to reveal girly boxer shorts with red hearts on them anymore."

Anonymous

A portrait of an old man in a black coat with the text "There are two kinds of people in this world. Avoid both of them."

Jazzy💕

A person is looking into a sink drain with water running. The caption reads: "Them: So you really just gonna let everything we had go down the drain???"

aidencool67

gotta get them all

Ash Ketchum holding a gun with the caption: Gotta get them all.

Anonymous

A four-panel comic shows a yellow balloon with a smiley face labeled "Thicc thighs." In the second panel, a paper airplane labeled "them haters" flies toward the balloon. The third panel shows the paper airplane hitting the balloon, and the fourth panel shows the paper airplane breaking apart upon impact with the balloon.

countryhumans memes

damn they did them durty

The image shows a meme in a grid format. Each cell contains an illustration of a country representation labeled with different types of "gags." The countries and gags are: Germany with tape, the USA with a ball gag, Serbia with a bit gag, Russia with a muzzle, a turquoise country with a ring gag, Turkey with a cleave gag, Mexico with an OTN gag, and Brazil with a free space.

kate✨

In a scene from Breaking Bad, Walter White is in his lab working with test tubes. The text above him refers to car manufacturers.

DAP ME UP

The image shows a conversation between a person and a group of kids who are familiar with Naruto only through TikTok. The bottom of the image has an anime screen capture with the caption "Shall I kill these children?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a pixelated depiction of Mario in a wheelchair. Mario is dark-skinned, overweight and wearing a red cap, a red shirt, and blue overalls. The background is a scene from the game Super Mario Bros with a Goomba, a question mark block, a Koopa Troopa, a pipe, and a mushroom.

Your local comrade

An announcement from your Most High Comrade

The image shows a black hammer and sickle symbol above the text: "Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them."

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