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A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."

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I'm the third one 😅

The image shows three different characters from the movie Harry Potter with labels underneath describing their reactions during a final examination. The text on the image says "Three types of students during finals. OH, I KNOW THIS. I MUST REMEMBER SOMETHING. WHAT."

ADHD autist

@iamloser I did something similar! 😏 took me three tries though.

A square with the number 6 and a 3D shape with the number 9.

LoserIsPro

me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right

The image shows a calculation. 9 + 1 + 1 is displayed with the result below. The result of the calculation is given as 911.

freddyfatbear

fr;]

The image shows text that reads, "Me: 'I feel like I'm forgetting about something.' The cookies I put in the oven 4 hours ago:" followed by a picture of a deformed and burnt gingerbread-like creature.

summting wong

Bro got something on

A man with glasses and a beard looks at the camera, with red cartoonish anger marks above his head.

Cocel 😮💨

A character from Scooby-Doo looks perplexed. The text above says: "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:".

the cool kid

lol

The meme depicts a person pretending to be asleep on a couch to be left alone by their family. The image shows a man with eyes closed in the left panel and the same man smiling with open eyes in the right panel. The text says, "when you on the couch pretending to be asleep so your family leaves you alone but one of them says something funny."

Anonymous

For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”

An image of a knight in full armor with a text overlay that reads "Here we can see two men eager to reclaim the holy land, staring at each other."

Daddy dick

How i feel when...

A baby with dirty hands and clothes is standing in front of a car with his arms outstretched. The text says, "How I feel when I fix something."

✨Jassy✨

Me everyday

A brown bear is standing in rushing water with a fish in its mouth. Text overlayed on the image reads: "me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch". The source of the image is given as boredpanda.com

Daddy dick

HARHARHAR

A picture shows Grogu, also known as baby Yoda, sleeping peacefully in a hammock. The text reads: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

Anonymous

True

Homer Simpson looking shocked and concerned with his mouth open. The text above him says, "When you say something and it came out meaner than expected."

blach66

Hhhhmmmmmm?

An image of a mobile game advertisement shows many different stylized characters. The text reads, "1000+" and "Collect all children". A user commented, "There's something off with this but I can't see what it is."

Chri5

oh damn

A dark-skinned man with a black face is shown on a TV screen. The text below the image reads, "when you're checking something in the oven and the heat hits you."

Cahyani Ambara

Me verses my mother

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there's a depiction of a fiery figure with an angry face, labeled 'My mom when I break something.' On the right, there's a smiling green figure with floral details, labeled 'My mom when she breaks something.'

✨Jassy✨

My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"

The image shows a sleeping Baby Yoda nestled in a hammock. The text on the image says: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."

Sbeebs141

The image is divided into two panels. The top panel shows Patrick and Spongebob sitting at desks. Spongebob says "I thought of something funnier than 24!". The bottom panel shows a close-up of Spongebob with a Hitler mustache and text saying, "6 Million".

DADDY sus aka the king

hi

The image shows a text overlay on top of an image of the character Shaggy from the cartoon Scooby-Doo. The text says, "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Shaggy has a surprised expression.

🦄 Entity

When your mom says: "Theres still something inside"

A tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush are placed on a railroad track. The tube is open, and the scene is an exaggeration of the saying "there is still something inside".

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