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😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

you

A bulldog is walking on grass with its tongue sticking out. The text on the image says: "I'VE SPOTTED SOMETHING DEAD. MUST GO ROLL IN IT."

ur momy

me every time with something

A person with long brown hair and sunglasses is holding two cups with green liquid, trying to figure out which cup is less full. The text reads: "Trying to figure out which cup is less full to give it to your sibling".

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

When you try to sneak something

A cartoon character with a lavender hat and face is looking with an embarrassed expression at the viewer. The text says, "Cross: *kissing Dream* Either Dust, Killer, Horror, or Error: Caught in 4k. You ain't slick, bro."

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Me if Ruv was real:

The image shows a pink and white cartoon character with a nun's habit, smiling slightly with closed eyes. The text on top says, "Since I have nothing better to do." The text at the bottom says, "Make me blush or something."

Depresso_Espresso

you forgot something

A conversation between two users. The first message reads 'wybmag'. The second user asks, 'will you be my something girlfriend?' The first user replies, 'of course, I'll be your gf'. The second user then says, 'wow lol'. The first user states, 'So now your my gf', and the second user replies, 'well no'.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Something I came across today.

A two-panel cartoon shows a person in 1990 and 2008. In 1990 the person is thin, standing next to a bulky CRT TV. In 2008, the person is overweight, standing next to a flat-screen TV. The text labels "1990" and "2008" are placed above the respective panels.

Random Face

The glasses tho...

A two-panel image shows a chihuahua looking up with wide eyes and a text that reads, "Mom... can I ask you something without you getting angry???". In the lower panel, a black dog is sitting at a sewing machine wearing glasses and looking very serious.

DADDY sus aka the king

hahahahahaha

$A photo shows a gingerbread-man-like creature with a disturbing expression and a bow tie. The text above says, "Me: \"I feel like I'm forgetting about something.\" The cookies I put in the oven 4 hours ago:".$

kanade otonokoji

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Luka

Me anytime something goes wrong.

The image shows a visual depiction of the stages of human evolution, from a primate to a barcode. The text above the image reads, "Reject humanity", and the text below says, "become barcode".

Manga fan

Relatable

The image shows text on a light green background stating: "How to know when something won't be fun: - Someone will say 'come on, it'll be fun'" with an umbrella icon and the user name @potkan3000.

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Yes

The image shows the text: "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Below the text there is a close-up of Shaggy with a concerned expression.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a red cloaked character with a gun says, "OH NO, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT. QUICK! SAY SOMETHING ONLY THE KNIGHT WOULD SAY!". The second panel shows two identical white characters with blue cloaks. The third panel shows the red cloaked character with the gun.

Jimmys mom😉

me when i just ate

The image shows two photos of a squirrel, the left one is a thin squirrel on a road, the right one is a close up of a fat squirrel, the text on top reads: "Me thinking 'hmm... now I need something sweet' after I just ate". The source of the image is boredpanda.com.

Smexy Baka

Like if you can relate

A cartoon of a blue cat-like character sitting at a desk with a stern face. Above it says "when your teacher is happy about something" and below it says "I think we all know where this is going."

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I got something in my eye

A man is squinting with one eye closed and the other wide open. He has a strained look on his face. In the background, a whiteboard displays notes. On the left, paper projects are pinned.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Relatable

The meme shows three images, and the text 'men honestly are something else' above them. The first one is a chat message from 'Ri Guy' at 10:38 PM asking 'Do u have a paper clip?', with the response 'On the floor by my file cabinet'. The second and third images show a file cabinet, a bottle of cleaner and a single paperclip on the floor next to the cabinet.

Hailey ❁

This is me.

A cartoon of Stitch is lying on a cloud pillow, drinking from a baby bottle. The text above says: "I basically have two moods, either let's do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists."

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ScIenCeTISTS

The image displays a meme format with the text "Nobody: Salespeople:" at the top. Below, it shows a man, Willem Dafoe, in a suit, with a caption "You know, I'm something of a whatever you just said myself".

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COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA

The image shows two fists facing each other with a red background. Below that is a split image of two cavemen looking angry. The text on the image says, "Paper: *not invented yet" and "Scissors: *not invented yet" and "Cavemen when deciding on something:".

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