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Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Jazzy💕

When someone says "you can't wear
that"
Your
opinion
Me

Anonymous

SOMEONE HELLLLPPPP

EYE TEST
If You See This Apple As:
Green You're Normal
-
Red -Your obsessed with gingers
Blue -GET HELP! You have an unhealthy obsession
with Taylor swift
dre_taylors_version.

Jazzy💕

When someone says "hey you can't.
do that" and you're like "ok" but
you know you're still gonna do it

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

Gordon really should get on my grandma’s level🤌

The image shows a split screen from "The Office". Two hands are holding up pieces of paper. The left paper says "Gordon Ramsey", the right paper says "Someone's grandma". Underneath, Pam is shown at her desk. There are white subtitles, saying "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." Then, also at the bottom of the image, it says "everyone" and "They're the same picture."

RapBoat

Sending this post to someone? It looks
better when you share it.
MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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ScHoolboy Q
@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
Reply +8
MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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MEME LORD

A puzzle box shows a landscape image with a house, a mountain, and some birds. The pieces of the completed puzzle next to it show the upper body of a large, muscular man. The text above the puzzles reads "Someone anonymously sent me this puzzle. It's not turning out how I expected..."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows colorful magnet letters spelling out: "Be the reason someone stops believing in the Federal Reserve."

shaylie lol

The image shows a man with blond hair, a flower headband, and a dress. The text on the image says: "What girls feel like when someone says 'you look so much like your dad'".

shaylie lol

The image shows a four-panel grid of a small child running and making faces. The first two panels show the child running. The bottom two panels show the child's face getting increasingly annoyed. The text on top reads "how i feel when i gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open".

RapBoat

A tweet showing two images. The first one shows DMX with a gray scarf pulled up like a hood. The second shows a close-up of the scarf in a dark space with the reflective pattern of the scarf visible.

Cupツ

This Is True i hate someone irl

The image has white text on a black background. It states: "Haters are like crickets. They chirp all day... But when I walk by them, they suddenly get quiet."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

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A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

Yourgirl_gabby13!

This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho

A two-panel image of the Pepe the Frog character. In the left panel, Pepe looks sad and forlorn. In the right panel, Pepe looks angry and resentful. The text above the image says, "When you miss someone and then you remember what they did to you."

shaylie lol

A close-up of a face from a painting with a strange, slightly unsettling smile. The text above the face reads: "My face when I show someone a meme."

RapBoat

The image is a meme with text at the top that says "Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out" and below that, in quotes, "I'm gayer." Underneath, there's a picture of a man in a red beanie looking at another person with a dark complexion.

Wade

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants, with a slightly annoyed expression, against a background of orange flames. The text on the image reads: "When I have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me."

shaylie lol

A man with a confused or surprised look on his face is wearing headphones in front of a microphone. The text reads: "When you're ugly and someone fine likes you."

Geiger

The image shows a man with a bald head and a green collared shirt getting sprayed in the face with a liquid from an off-screen source. The text at the top of the image reads: "Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter:". There are jars and bottles with Santa hats on the table.

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