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Face mc shooty

A meme with a still from the TV show "Dexter". The text says: "When someone you don't fw starts yapping so you gotta look at them like this."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "Twitter the only place where you can say 'punching new born babies is bad' and someone SOMEHOW will disagree with you."

Adolf Nigler

A screenshot of a Reddit post on r/NoStupidQuestions with the question "Can someone young groom someone older than them?" The post includes examples such as a 15 year old grooming a 17 year old, or a 20 year old grooming a 25 year old.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a man with a beard, dressed in a black suit and scarf, standing on a balcony overlooking a theater. The text overlay reads, "This play fucking sucks, someone shoot me."

MATTIX

A close-up shot of a cooked chicken in a pan, with text that reads, "Rip Ice Spice. Someone tag the surgeon. (Should I do...)"

Adolf kitler

The image contains the text "YOU HAVE JUST BEEN CAT. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO CAT SOMEONE ELSE." above a blurry picture of a cat's face.

Face mc shooty

FUCKING ELI BRUUUU

The image shows a man with a sad expression. The text over his face reads "When someone beats me at something I thought I was actually good at."

Lil’ bro

The image shows a dictionary entry for the word "wheedle" with its pronunciation and definition. The definition reads: "use flattery or coaxing in order to persuade someone to do something or give one something". The entry also notes that it is from the "New Oxford American Dictionary".

DIANEE

A black dragon is looking to the left with an annoyed face. The text overlayed on the image says "When someone puts milk first then cereal."

DIANEE

someone didn't eat it

The image shows a bearded dragon in two panels. The top panel shows the lizard looking to the left with the text: "I see you poured your heart and soul into that salad. It would be a shame if..." The bottom panel shows the same lizard looking forward with the text: "...someone didn't eat it".

A Star Wars Fan

A person's face is silhouetted in gray, with hands holding a heart in the center. The text says, "You're not alone. If you or someone you know is having a hard time, help is always available."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image shows a split screen. On the left, a duck is being petted and a news banner reads "BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY 5:16 SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE". On the right, a close up of a duck with its mouth open and the text says "good morning :)".

Adolf kitler

An orange tabby cat sleeps on a gift-wrapped pillow under a Christmas tree. The image text says: "Someone guessed what they're getting for Christmas."

✨Jassy✨

A person wearing a distorted white mask with a black eyes appears to be in pain. The text reads: "When you're chasing someone through the house and stub your toe..."

Why should you care

this is especially fun with human body's

The image shows a meme. The text says "WHEN SOMETHING CLEARLY DOESN'T FIT IN THE FRIDGE SO YOU FORCE THE DOOR SHUT AND LET IT FALL OUT ON SOMEONE ELSE". Below the text there are two faces, one is a yellow cartoon character with a wide grin on the left and another one is a cowboy with flames around him on the right.

Pankake

The image is a two-panel comparison. The left panel shows a white bird with long legs walking with the text "Everyone: Don't do that!" above it and the text "me" and "that" around it. The right panel shows a yellow bird with a suspicious facial expression and the text "When someone is nicer to you than usual" above it and "Suspicion (((increase))) below.

Why should you care

Truly are

A set of translucent red and white dice with the title "The Cursed dice" above. The text describes the strange properties of cursed dice, including their unnatural glow, and their ability to roll specific numbers on command.

Adolf kitler

A tabby cat is behind a cage. Next to the cat is a white piece of paper that says: "It has been 2 day(s) since I smacked someone for no reason."

Ursa Minor

Someone’s gonna get scarred

A Minecraft character stands in a seemingly endless, sterile hallway with yellow walls. Text at the bottom of the image says: "You will be boiled."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."

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