Sitting

Sitting memes

Mom

    • POV: it's picture day, but you can't sit still, even though your mom told you to but you got to exsited, about and you were just in it for the icecream at the shop, and then your mom says sit still but you don't listen, and honestly that would be me fr, NOT THAT DEEP BRO........

    A cartoon illustration of a light brown, fluffy dog-like character with floppy ears. It has one blue eye and one red eye, with small freckles on its snout. The character is sticking its tongue out, has sharp teeth visible, and is wearing a pink collar with a gold tag. It also has a ruffled, light-colored collar and a dark jacket or cape. There are small red and blue hat-like accessories on its ears.
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    • Marriage

    • Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

    Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

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    • Sitting jokes