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Abortion

5 months ago
A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."
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  • School

    2 years ago

    Me at school

    A child is making a skeptical face, with the text 'WHEN SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE SITS NEXT TO YOU' above and the question 'are u lost?' next to her head.
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  • Motivation

    2 years ago

    Me today and everyday in existence

    Two cats lying down, seemingly exhausted. One cat is leaning against the wall, with its mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you need to clean but have no motivation so you just sit there for a while like".
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  • Minion

    2 years ago

    dont say this to my jokes .. OK

    A yellow minion with large goggles looks confused with an open mouth and the text "Whaaaat?" written next to it. Above the minion, the text reads "When everyone else gets the joke and I'm just sitting there like".
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  • Blush

    2 years ago

    <33

    The text says: "Javi: *I accept the fact that you sleep on me and sit down, allowing you to rest in my lap. I have a faint blush on my face.*" The text is on a black background.
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  • Masturbation

    1 year ago

    #relatable!!!!

    The image shows a black wolf with red eyes and sharp teeth, looking angry. Above the wolf it says "Sit at front of class" and below it says "Furiously masturbate".
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  • Birthday

    1 year ago
    A close-up of a monkey's face with big eyes and a slight smile. Text overlay says, "WHEN PEOPLE SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE..."
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  • Product

    1 year ago
    A product called TOYPEDO, an underwater torpedo, is packaged in a blister pack.  There is also an image of a boy holding a similar toy. The text says "TOYPEDO, UNDERWATER TORPEDO - TORPILLE SOUS-MARINE". There is text that indicates the toy goes up to 30 feet and is 915 cm.
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  • Tongue

    10 months ago

    heh

    The image has a black background and white text that reads, "DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BREATHE FAST AND STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT THE SAME TIME?" Below that is "GOOD BOY! NOW, SIT AND ROLL!"
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  • Tweet

    1 year ago
    A black and white image showing 21 Savage and Metro Boomin, overlaid with screenshots of tweets. In the first tweet, Soulja Boy says, "He got 24hrs to delete that tweet." The second tweet is from 21 Savage who replies, "Or what?". The third tweet is from Metro Boomin who says, "My phone rings to come to the studio with Jeezy. Yours rings to send Soulja Boy a pack of beats. Sit down."
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  • Year

    10 months ago

    9 years olds wildin

    A screenshot of a Roblox game. The chat shows messages from other players: "shadow: just like is yr old", "Cassie: Please get for me", "Cassie: Off me", "killernumber2_four: im gonna clap you", and "Lana_fan: hi". The player in the foreground is next to a christmas tree and gift boxes.
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  • Avatar

    10 months ago

    Bro what goin on

    Three avatars are in a bathroom setting, two in a tub and one standing by, while menus like 'Catalog', 'Shop', 'Options', 'Passes', 'Donate', and 'Sit' are visible on the left side. The avatars are named Glassiewxter, Itzz_Hannah, and PrincessePepe.
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  • Plan

    10 months ago

    Who did that

    A cartoon character, Gru, is shown in six panels. In the first three, Gru is showing his plans to fly to, shrink, and grab the moon. In the fourth panel, he shows a plan to sit on the toilet. The last panel shows a close-up of Gru with text "Wait... what?"
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  • Year

    1 year ago
    The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.
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