Shirt memes

This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

Teacher: Describe a penguin.

Student: Black, white, beak.

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.