New She Memes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Hall

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

Mom

but i dont have a mom she can't help

The meme shows Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants looking scared. He's wearing a purple shirt that says "Mom come pick me up I'm scared". Above Patrick, the text reads "Me when I hear the lightning: nothing. Me when I see it:".

Mom

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

Mom

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"

Someone Else

When you think she likes someone else

A close-up of a stone statue's face, with a tear rolling down its cheek.

Fortnite

{ before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }

The image shows a split-screen with three panels. The left panel shows a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II with a blue hat. The center panel shows a version of Queen Elizabeth II holding a gun and appearing to be in the game Fortnite with a bright sun and green hills. The right panel shows a weapon from the video game Fortnite.

Year

when she feels 21 yrs old

A woman in a red coat and hat is exiting a car, appearing a bit clumsy. The text on the image is: "when she feels 21 yrs old".

Face

when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/

The image shows a two-panel comparison. On the left, Queen Elizabeth has a visible frown. On the right, a picture of Kate Middleton with a neutral expression. There is no text on the image.

Symptom

- .... . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .. ... / -. . ...- . .-. / .- / -. . ...- . .-. -....- . -. -.. .. -. --. / .... . .-.. .-.. / .... --- .-.. .

A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Fortnite

before Queen Elizabeth ii died, she was cracked at Fortnite!!!!

The meme shows a collage of three images. The left image shows a real photograph of Queen Elizabeth II in a blue hat. The middle image is a digitally manipulated image of the Queen holding a gun in a Fortnite-like game setting. The right image is a close up of a gun as seen from first person perspective.

Fortnite

Before Queen Elizabeth was dead she was cracked at fortnite !!!

The image shows Queen Elizabeth in the video game Fortnite, aiming a gun at the screen. The queen is also seen in the left side of the image in her traditional clothes, with an overall overlay that gives it a gaming appearance.

Friend

Off brand Hollow Knight

The image is a drawing titled "BUGGY BOY AND HIS FRIENDS" with eight cartoonish characters. Each character has a short description below it. The first is labeled "cute" and "responsible for several war crimes", the second is "pretty", the third is "mean", the fourth "goth icon", the fifth bought himself a "1 dad mug", the sixth "has had several abortions", the seventh is a "crazy man", and the last is "wittle cutie moth".

Party

she drunk

An image of Elsa from "Frozen" holding a bottle, with text that reads: "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Party

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Home

😮‍💨 KAREN

The image shows a woman with wide eyes and a slightly disturbing smile. The text reads: "It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google Maps said it takes 12. Who is she?"