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Ruin Memes

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of a group of friends is shown. In the center, a man in shorts appears to have a phallus, which is revealed by the meme's text to be a shoe. The text reads: "How one shoe can ruin a family photo."

《 rmk 》

we should live by this

A man stands silhouetted against a sunset. The text on the image says: "Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself."

《 rmk 》

if your day is ruined, to make it worse:

A 3D rendered image of Shrek wearing sunglasses and making a hand gesture with two fingers pointing down.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows several Minecraft characters, including a piglin, a drowned, two wither skeletons, a warden, and a creeper, with the text 'me and the boys about to ruin your hardcore run' above them.

Anonymous

The image shows a split view. The top part features a woman with paint on her face and hair, lying on her back. Below, there is a picture of four Teletubbies from an upward angle, against a sky background. Text overlay reads, "YOUR CHILDHOOD" above the woman and "IS NOW RUINED." below the Teletubbies.

Wade

A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.

原田

A picture of a building in Rome with the text 'Took a picture of this building in Rome but if you squint it kinda looks like... nvm.'

Big_Pix 💯💯

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The image is a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon cars. The left image shows Lightning McQueen looking bright-eyed and smiling. The right image shows a beat-up red car with a wide, somewhat manic grin. Above the images is the text 'Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol.'

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Madballs

A silhouette of a person standing on a hill with text: "Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

Explain bear show yourself AND STOP RUINING MY ANTI TRUMP MEMES AND JOKES A IM COPING AND C THIS IS FOR JOKES AND MEMES also you are the Simpletin

A cartoon image of a white goose wearing a golden crown, holding a baseball bat, with the text "MESS WITH THE HONK YOU GET THE BONK" written above and below the goose.

Toast ツ

A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."

Heroin Monkey

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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Anonymous

The image shows a birthday card that reads "Happy Birthday. You Ruined My Life" and at the top "For that special band member". Below the image, the phrase "For that special band member" is also written.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

RapBoat

A tweet showing two images. The first one shows DMX with a gray scarf pulled up like a hood. The second shows a close-up of the scarf in a dark space with the reflective pattern of the scarf visible.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A black and white drawing of a girl in a school uniform with her finger to her lips. Speech bubbles around her read, "If people find out I talked to you my reputation will be ruined!" and "Now, don't tell anyone, ok?"

Blach66.1

Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.