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A Star Wars Fan

Still from Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" music video with the text "Me when that one kid reminds the teacher about homework. You know the rules, it's time to die."

Jazzy💕

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person suggests playing a game, asking who the other would choose to be stranded with on a deserted island. The other person replies, "That's easy. Dora - that girl has everything in her backpack." The first person responds with sad emojis.

A Star Wars Fan

A multi-paneled image shows a man on a panel trying to call on an actor. He starts with "Chris!" and three actors respond: Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt. The man then tries to specify "the muscular one," and all three actors claim the title. Finally, the man says "the one playing Peter," at which point Tom Holland raises his hand. Visibly frustrated, the man says, "Oh dang it! Not you Tom!" A final panel shows Tom Hiddleston replying, "What did I do?"

Manga fan

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An anime schoolgirl in a white coat with syringes in the lining is asking "Want some Drugs?" The image also contains the text "No one: high school fleet anime:".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a phone screen with a sad Bart Simpson face on top and the text "Fake Smile". Further down it says "one of those nights", followed by a music player with the song "Hope" by XXXTENTACION playing. The screen also shows a message from "Mom" saying "Clean your poop out the shower NOW!!!! This is the 17th time."

Heroin Monkey

Winnie

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A meme showing a definition of the term "semibisexual" which says: "Someone who is bisexual but with attraction to only one gender." Below the text is an image of a man with a confused expression and question marks surrounding his head.

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A person wearing a plaid shirt and blue jeans is positioned with two pumpkins replacing their buttocks. They are facing forward with a smiling pumpkin head. The text overlay reads: "When Halloween is around the corner and that one girl still finds a way to be a th*t."

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A man in a white racing suit looks shocked and slightly concerned with a crowd of people in the background. The text reads, "Me after realizing that I'm the only one who showed up naked to the 'gender reveal' party."

Heroin Monkey

Two images showing a Jar Jar Binks watch on a person's wrist. In the first picture, the Jar Jar head is facing up. In the second picture, the top of the watch is opened revealing a digital clock and the words "JAR JAR". Text above the image reads: "A watch, especially a finely crafted one, often signifies status and achievement."

Anonymous

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

Heroin Monkey

A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.

Anonymous

A close up of a white dog's face looking up with tired, slightly crossed eyes and a silly grin. The text overlay reads "WHEN YOU'RE BINGE WATCHING A SHOW AT 2 A.M. AND YOU'RE LIKE... OK... JUST ONE MORE EPISODE".

Toast ツ

A two-panel comic. In the first panel, a bearded wizard tells Severus that trans wizards are just as good as cisgender ones. In the second panel, a person with a trans flag scarf and purple pants levitates in the air, demonstrating the quick learning of magic.

Wade

The image shows a Twitter thread. The first tweet says "this mf dropped one song and dipped". There is an image of a man with a cracked effect on the right side of his face. The second tweet says "who tf is this" and the third "somebody that we used to know".

Kai :)

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

✨Jassy✨

Like if you can relate

The image shows a person in a white tank top and blue pants with a green beanie, posed in a dancing stance with the text "No one: Babies at 4:00 AM:" above them.

Anonymous

he gay

The image shows Megamind, a blue animated character, looking up. There is a smaller figure standing near the side of his face. In the background is a second person looking at Megamind. Text above the image reads, "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Text on the image says: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Heroin Monkey

A close up shot of a frog looking directly at the viewer. It is being held in someone's hand. Below the image are text messages: "What is this." followed by "frog", "What kind." followed by "A chonk one", and "Yes, but what is it called." followed by "Harold".

Wade

Probably the black guy

The image shows six panels. The first panel shows the face of Kylo Ren with a red lightsaber. The second panel shows Rey with a lightsaber. The third panel shows Leia Organa. The fourth panel shows Finn with a blue lightsaber. The fifth panel shows Han Solo with a blaster. The sixth panel shows Deadpool, next to a Chimichanga snack. Underneath, there is text: One of these things are not like the other.

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