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Bread

I dare you not to laugh

A loaf of bread with facial features is in a baking pan.

Robot

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two robots. On the left is a small, brown robot with an antenna. On the right is a larger, more imposing robot with golden armor.

Friend

someting you should not send your blind friends

The image shows the question 'What are you looking at?' written on a rough gray surface.

Camel

This is in a book I’m reading

The image contains text from a book: "of Herodotus. It is not possible for a camel to travel through the eye of a needle. The Roman..."

Tube

The image shows three panels. The first panel has a picture of a person with the text "Me" below it. The second panel has text that reads "Not knowing what the plastic tube on the end of a shoelace is" and shows some other people in the background. The third panel has another person with text below it reading "That one Phineas & Ferb episode".

Memes

63 0060
Romeo & Juliet
is not a love story.
It's a 3-day
relationship between
a 13yr old and a
17yr old that caused
6 deaths.
Sincerely,
Everyone Who
Actually Read It

NASA

The image is a meme with a top part showing a news headline stating, "NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable", dated March 18, 2021 by Alex Brault. The bottom part depicts Shrek looking distressed with text saying, "NASA security trying to stop me from testing that theory:".

Owl

not my meme but I have an official license

A two-panel meme. The top panel shows the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top, and to the left, "Harry Potter fans". To the right of this text is a close-up image of a person with yellow sunglasses looking extremely excited and grinning. The bottom panel shows the text "Duolingo users" to the left, and to the right is a close-up image of a person (possibly the same person) crying with tears streaming down their face.

Grenade

A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Tire

Do it

The image shows a white car with its rear end facing the viewer and smoke coming from the tires. The text overlay reads "SMOKE TIRES" at the top and "NOT DRUGS" at the bottom.

Ketchup

cane sauce

A person holds a bucket full of french fries. The text above the bucket says: "Ketchup is NOT available. What would you dip these fries in?"

Memes

Sarah
Chongalongadong
when you hug a guy and you
smell his colon
11/7/14, 2:36 AM from Queens, NY
tayLORD.
ErykanBaDent
When you can still smell his colon
on your pillows even though he's
not there >>>>>>>>
@RichOrb
I love when I can smell a guy's
colon as he walks by
7/14/14, 10:13 AM
jen
basedgin
Stylish Sweetheart
KAY5wEels
after you hug a boy and you smell
like his colon <33
I smell like his colon now
11/12/14 1:16 PM

Urge

Nirvana Shirt

Savage

A two-part meme. The first part shows a text message exchange where one person invites the other to a pool party and then says it was a joke. The second person replies with a whale joke. The second part shows Willem Dafoe smirking with the caption "You know, I'm something of a savage myself."

Age

When you find out she was 13 not 30.

Two men in suits are in an image. One man leans in and whispers in the other man's ear. The other man looks surprised. There are children in front of them, as if they are giving a presentation to children.

Menstruation

A person is shown with their mouth wide open, screaming. Above the person, the text reads: "Liberals after finding out girls menstruate and not womenstruate."

Seat

Falling out of the seat hitting the desk

Two men lying on the floor laughing. The text overlay reads, "It's not that funny. Me and my friend:"

Teacher

Always Me

A young boy with a slightly annoyed expression is shown. Above and below the boy are white text boxes saying: "Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help."

School

LIKE IF YOUR NOT BLACK

A man with a beard looks annoyed. The text says, "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a blackout & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."

Semen

English spelling at its finest.

A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The first post reads, "You can't spell 'advertisements' without 'semen' between the 'tits'." The second post asks, "What in the fuck did I just read?" The third post says, "Not all heroes wear capes".

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