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Strawberry

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
  • A close-up of three beverage dispensers from a soda fountain machine. From left to right, the labels read "Fanta" with "rape" below it, "Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Cherry Vanilla", and "Sprite" with "Strawberry" below it. The word "Strawberry" is circled in red. Below the dispensers, white text reads, "I did not know sprite had strawberry." A partial logo for "Takis Fuego" is visible in the background.
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    Husband

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."
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  • Crayon

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A cartoon drawing of a man with an orange head, beard, and glasses. He wears a white t-shirt that says "I HATE" in black text above the word "Fun" in rainbow colors. He holds a bunch of multi-colored crayons in his left hand. Below the drawing is a screenshot of a tweet from user Gurt stating, "nuclear warfare is not based millions on innocent people will die". The tweet source is @SteyrACR_real.
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    Call

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Not mine, but still funny

    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".
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  • Dwarf

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A four-panel image using screenshots from Star Wars. In the first panel an editor states that the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' not 'dwarves'. The second panel shows Tolkien asking 'Are you threatening me?' The third panel shows the editor declaring 'The Dictionary will decide your fate.' Finally, the fourth panel shows Tolkien stating 'I wrote the Dictionary.'
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    NASA

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a meme with a top part showing a news headline stating, "NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable", dated March 18, 2021 by Alex Brault. The bottom part depicts Shrek looking distressed with text saying, "NASA security trying to stop me from testing that theory:".
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  • Camel

    Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago
  • This is in a book I’m reading

    The image contains text from a book: "of Herodotus. It is not possible for a camel to travel through the eye of a needle. The Roman..."
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    Colon

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A compilation of five tweets. The top left tweet by Sarah says: 'when you hug a guy and you smell his colon 💕'. The top right tweet by tayLORD says: 'When you can still smell his colon on your pillows even though he's not there >>>>>'. The large central tweet by RichOrb says: 'I love when I can smell a guy's colon as he walks by 😍'. The bottom left tweet by jen says: 'after you hug a boy and you smell like his colon <33'. The bottom right tweet by Stylish Sweetheart says: 'I smell like his colon now ♡'. The tweets all mistakenly use the word 'colon' instead of 'cologne'.
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  • Interest

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A two-panel cartoon. The top panel shows a muscular man asking a woman 'Can I buy you a drink?' She says 'Sure!'. Below the text, the text 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED' appears. The bottom panel shows the same man asking a different, pink-haired woman the same question. The original woman is standing next to the pink-haired one and again rejects him by the text below her: 'SHE'S NOT INTERESTED'. The drawing style is cartoonish and simplified. The user name '@FATGESol' is visible in the lower left.
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    Gasoline

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A photo shows a flooded room with brown liquid. The caption reads: "not to brag but I'm halfway done filling my basement with gasoline." There is a TikTok username visible in the bottom right corner: @luka.x13
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  • Coffee

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of two Instagram posts. The first post, from user fatgirlhedonist, says "Idk who needs to hear this, but I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 2 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire." The second post, from user brianmstewart, is pinned and replies "I have studied the habits of millionaires. While it is a good step to save money by making coffee at home, have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?"
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    Dick

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.
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  • Rectum

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A close-up shot of a gas pump nozzle with a caution sticker that reads: "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM." Text at the bottom says, "I have no words..."
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    Teacher

    Roshambo · 3 years ago
  • A picture of Shrek looking sideways with a slightly amused expression and text that says, "When the teacher is yelling at someone and you try not to laugh."
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  • Baptism

    Chri5 · 3 years ago
  • Crap, not again

    An image shows a painting of a man with a halo holding a book. Text reads: "When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism." The book reads "AMORIS LAETITIA".
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    Crush

    𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago
  • Mans Down Bad

    An image shows the character Megamind looking down at a small figure. The text above reads: "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Below the image is: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"
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  • Friend

    Eddie_Munson_Lover · 3 years ago
  • someting you should not send your blind friends

    The image shows the question 'What are you looking at?' written on a rough gray surface.
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    Math class

    ohio nugget · 3 years ago
  • me when i do not get the math in class

    A 3D render of the 'Y U No' guy meme with a bald head and an angry expression, with his hands spread in a gesture of confusion.
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  • Pokemon card

    PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago
  • The image shows a Pokémon card with the character X as the main focus. The card's ability is "That freaking tall pillar," and it has an attack called "Help from four". The text also mentions a "basket" and flipping a coin.
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    Bread

    TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
  • I dare you not to laugh

    A loaf of bread with facial features is in a baking pan.
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