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A baby with wide eyes and a surprised face looking directly at the viewer. The text reads: "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE IT WASN'T A FART."

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two side-by-side photos of hyper-realistic renderings of Bart Simpson and Mr. Burns from the cartoon "The Simpsons". Bart is on the left with his signature spiky hair and a red shirt with white stripes. Mr. Burns is on the right with a long nose and a green suit. The image has "Worth1000.com" on the bottom left corner.

Heroin Monkey

A cute white and brown puppy with its paw up, standing on a white surface. The image text says: "salutations huzz! can I please get a peek at your calcium cannons?"

Pankake

Two images show the same bird being held in a hand. In the left image, the bird has false eyelashes stuck to its forehead. In the right image, the eyelashes have been repositioned above the bird's eye.

Lil’ bro

The image shows Anakin Skywalker looking annoyed with the text "When your Mom & Dad tell you to stop jumping on your bed but you hear their bed squeaking at 2am. It's not fair!"

DIANEE

Aw, Snap

A pixel art image of a sad looking folder icon with two Xs for eyes, and a frown below, accompanied by the text "Aw, Snap!"

Lil’ bro

The image shows a cartoon mouse wearing a red hat and a gold chain. The image is split into two panels. The top panel says, "Girls who call you 'Daddy'." The bottom panel says, "Girls whom call you 'Mistah Bombastic'."

Adolf kitler

I'm tired

A close-up of a white cat with squinted eyes and its tongue slightly sticking out. The background is black.

DIANEE

brother

A picture shows a turtle in a water container and a pineapple in a bowl next to each other. The text "brother?" is displayed above the turtle.

Adolf kitler

I like catles

A light orange cat lies on a gray rug, wearing a round, plush tan shell that gives the impression it's a turtle.

DIANEE

cat

A grey kitten with sad eyes looks downward, with text above and below him. The text says, "When I meow my human says 'I know'" and "Sometimes I think he doesn't really know".

Adolf kitler

charging power

A cat is sitting in the middle of rainbow colored light rays.

Adolf kitler

A grid of four photos of a black and white cat with a distinctive black marking that looks like a mustache. The text above reads "The call center Cat".

DIANEE

materwelon

The image shows a sliced watermelon with the text "Materwelon" above it.

Adolf kitler

my cat grew legs

A white cat's head is photoshopped onto a pair of brown legs wearing shoes, standing against a yellow background.

DIANEE

I have a spoon

The image shows a soldier in a helmet and gas mask holding a spoon up in the air. Text on the image reads: "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

Adolf kitler

neeeow

A cat sitting on a wooden floor, wearing a cardboard box that looks like an airplane, with the text 'I AM NOW AN AIRPLANE'.

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God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

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I know

A baby is standing in front of an open drawer full of diapers. The baby has diapers on its head. The text on the image says: "WHEN YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHAT FONT TO USE"

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Passwords am I right

A picture of a text interface that is showing "Enter password" and then three "Wrong" messages. The text says "Reset password" and finally "New password can't be old password." Below the text is the image of Shrek looking annoyed.

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