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You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

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Life's stupid

A man is looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above him reads: "When you accidentally set a lifetime budget as the daily budget on a campaign."

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The image shows two screenshots from social media. The first one has a woman covering her face and the text, "I stepped on a couple of leaves this morning and they crunched!!" The second one has a light projection of Steve Harvey with the text, "There's a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue why"

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Meet your new evil overlord

A white and orange cat rests its head on a sleeping baby. Text overlay reads, "I have claimed this tiny human for myself. You may leave now."

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Who did that

A cartoon character, Gru, is shown in six panels. In the first three, Gru is showing his plans to fly to, shrink, and grab the moon. In the fourth panel, he shows a plan to sit on the toilet. The last panel shows a close-up of Gru with text "Wait... what?"

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A cockatiel sitting on a toy tank, with the text "Peace was never an option" written below the tank.

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The image is a two-panel comparison. The left panel shows a white bird with long legs walking with the text "Everyone: Don't do that!" above it and the text "me" and "that" around it. The right panel shows a yellow bird with a suspicious facial expression and the text "When someone is nicer to you than usual" above it and "Suspicion (((increase))) below.

Heroin Monkey

A 3D rendering of Charlie Brown with a large head and realistic features. Next to it, the original cartoon version. In the top left, the text "MIGUEL VASQUEZ 3D" appears. In the bottom right, there is the creator's instagram handle.

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A daytime landscape photo of cone-shaped rock formations with caves, some with small windows, and a Turkish flag in one of them, under a blue sky with scattered white clouds.

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A white cat wearing a Santa hat and a red Santa jacket is looking at the camera with an annoyed expression. The text on the image reads: "Can I haz... 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and would it be possible to get the partridge without the pear tree?"

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I got the stanley cup

A black tumbler with a red bow tied around the top and a paper note taped to the side with the words "Stanley Cup" written on it.

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My bestie reveal

A black and white close-up of a person with curly hair, looking downward with their mouth slightly open.

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The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸

A close-up, slightly distorted image of a chicken's face staring directly at the camera, with trees and a sky visible in the blurry background.

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Me when my friend talks about a teacher blasting off on a kid

A close-up of a man wearing a green cap with a white inscription and a white shirt. He is looking slightly to the right with a confused expression.

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Credit to the original uploaded

The image is a four-panel comic strip of a yellow bird wearing a Christmas hat and scarf. In the first panel, the bird sits on a perch near a window with the caption "this is the best time of the year!". The second panel shows a hand petting the bird with the caption "human stays home to scritch me more". In the third panel, the bird is near a Christmas tree with the caption "human also puts out more perches". The fourth panel shows the bird next to a present with the caption "and makes some shredding toys just for me!".

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The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows a white bird wearing a red Santa suit and looking to the right with a serious expression. The text reads: "You really gonna scroll past and not say Merry Christmas?". The right panel shows a yellow and orange bird perched on top of a Christmas tree. The text reads: "Because in this house there's only one star".

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A yellow road sign with a silhouette of a chicken is shown, and beneath it, in a real world scene, stands a black chicken. The text above the image reads, "My dad sent me a picture this morning and said 'it finally happened'".

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I chooose the fist birrd <3

The image is a four-panel grid. Each panel features a different bird. Top left shows a grey parrot with a yellow face. Top right shows a yellow cockatiel. The bottom left image is a watermelon carved to look like a turtle. The bottom right image is a white bird with a knife in its beak. The text overlay at the top says "Choose your fighter".

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A white parrot is holding a knife in its beak and appears to be looking at a hand reaching for it. The text above reads "i live in constant fear."

Pankake

A picture shows a fluffy baby bird standing on a concrete surface. Above the bird, it says: "I WOKE UP EARLY." Below, the text states: "THERE WAS NO WORM."

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