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Heroin Monkey

A grid of six different pictures of people with labels. The first picture shows a boy, labeled 'THE BOY YOU LIKE'. The second shows a girl, labeled 'HIS GIRLFRIEND'. The third shows a young man, labeled 'HIS BROTHER'. The fourth is another picture of a girl, labeled 'HIS EX'. The fifth is of a middle-aged man, labeled 'HIS DAD'. The last picture is of a priest, labeled 'YOU'.

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9/11 revenge

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two panels of the same picture of an older man with a slight smile, sitting at a laptop and holding a mug. The first panel says "Me registering my friend on a gay dating site." The second says "Email already used."

Yuri

THOSE WHO REALLY KNOW!!!

The image contains a mango and two circled faces, a trollface and a green goblin-like face. The text on the image says "Those who know".

Yuri

Those who know

The image shows four faces of troll face in different expressions surrounding a bottle and a box of mango juice with the words "MONGO MANGO" on the box. Above it says "Those who know: 👀"

Adolf Nigler

When you're balls are blue, but you Klux Klan's Ku...

Heroin Monkey

A promotional poster for a boxing match between Jake Paul and Joe Biden. The poster is titled “A Netflix Live Event” and has images of both men. It also shows “AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX” as the location and “Friday November 15” as the date of the fight. The logos of “Most Valuable Promotions” and “Netflix” are also visible.

Heroin Monkey

A yellow sign with black text that says: "Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a person in a pit in the ground with a small bottle in their hand. The text above reads, "Jake Paul digging up Muhammad Ali to fight him next."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a floor plan of a house. The top part includes a bedroom, kitchen, and bath. The bottom part is labeled "Forklift battle arena". The text above the top part reads "dream house".

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Man Murdered 8 gang
members under an hour
after being told his sister
was raped
27 mins
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Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image showing a boy named Greg standing with his arms outstretched, looking surprised or frustrated. Two adults stand behind him looking upset. On the ground is another boy lying flat, apparently the result of the party misunderstanding. The text bubble above Greg says: "I swear, I tried to tell him a Diddy party is not a regular party."

Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Heroin Monkey

DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
10

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Heroin Monkey

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Heroin Monkey

MOM WHAT
THE FUCK!?
HOLY SHIT,
IT'S GREG!
MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr.
Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD!
As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted
like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other.
That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told
her to take me home. Fucking delinquents.
I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This
bitch needs to be sent to the streets.
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Heroin Monkey

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Heroin Monkey

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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Heroin Monkey

An image of Aladdin holding a magic lamp with a blue genie beside him. The text says, "Aladdin taught me that good things happen to those who rub one out."

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