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Anonymous

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A meme with two parts. The upper part is a dialogue between a kid and a mother about dark humor. The mother tells her kid to tell a man without arms to clap. The kid responds he's blind, and the mother says, "Exactly." The bottom part shows a man in a sports uniform being interviewed in front of a football field at night. The text on the image says, "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

Anonymous

If you guys are smart, you will get this.

The image shows a picture of Bad Luck Brian. The text above his head reads "GOES TO THE DOCTOR. READS THIS EYE CHART." Below, there's a visual of an eye chart, but instead of letters, it reads "P AY NOW ASYO UAREN OTGOIN GTOLIVE".

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Yall want some nightmare fuel?

A girl is sitting on Shrek's leg, and both have the face of a person with a mustache.

Tom

Moms:OMG THAT JOKE IS SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.The Joke:

A yellow minion with spiky hair, wearing blue overalls and black gloves, is standing with a surprised look on his face. The text 'MINIONSWITZE' is visible behind him.

MyNonExistantDad

Im so special

A Lego character is displayed with the text: "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."

WowSoFunny

My camera turned on, pwease no bully😖

A shirtless man is eating noodles from a white bowl with chopsticks. The noodles are surrounded by chili peppers and flames are coming out of the bowl, as if the dish was extremely spicy. Smoke is rising from the man's head.

MyNonExistantDad

I wonder whats wrong with it

A deer is swimming in a pool. The text says: "I think my dolphin has autism."

Anonymous

yeah this is true very

A white cat is sitting in a chair with its paw on a computer cable. The text on the image says "GET THE TREATS OR I PULL THE PLUG."

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My boy be hittin different

The image consists of two parts. The top part is an illustration about love and respect with stick figures showing a progression from dating to the sex act. The bottom part shows Mike Wazowski from "Monsters, Inc." looking very stoned and unimpressed. There's a white box at the bottom of the image with the word "cursed" in it.

Anonymous

this one hurts

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Ed Sheeran smiling. The text above him says, "Ed has no girlfriend". The bottom panel depicts a woman in a white dress running in a misty landscape. The text above her says, "because Sheeran away."

Anonymous

he gay

The image shows Megamind, a blue animated character, looking up. There is a smaller figure standing near the side of his face. In the background is a second person looking at Megamind. Text above the image reads, "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Text on the image says: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Hi peeps

Meme time

The image shows a 4-panel meme using a split-screen format of two men having a discussion, with text overlaid. First panel on the left a man says "I need a job." The right panel shows another man who says: "You don't have experience." The second left panel shows the same man saying: "But I need to work to get experience." The right panel again shows the other man who says: "Then work." In the third left panel the first man says: "That's why I'm here." The man in the right panel replies: "Experience". In the final two panels, the first man says "How am I gonna get experience without a work?" and the other man replies: "Work". At the very top, the text reads "life after college".

The Unknown King of Moderation

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖒𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜

This keeps getting better have a GREAT DAY

A picture of Spongebob Squarepants with a big smile and arms up in the air. Above him the text reads, "When the teacher calls on the special Ed kid."

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I got something in my eye

A man is squinting with one eye closed and the other wide open. He has a strained look on his face. In the background, a whiteboard displays notes. On the left, paper projects are pinned.

EatDatPussy445

ya boy edp is back many years later

A man with a bald head and long grey beard stares into the camera with a distorted face and a sinister grin.

Tom

Every Furrys Dream

The meme shows a two-panel comic. The first panel displays a table with two options on it: a blue button labeled "Your own fursuit" and a red button labeled "Pay nothing in art commissions". The second panel depicts a cartoon character with wide eyes looking conflicted and the text "EVERYONE" below them.

Hailey ❁

Yes.

A four-panel image. The top left panel shows the text: "Me naming myself to scare other players". Below the text is a line with Japanese text: "忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ". The top right panel shows an image of a man with his arms crossed. The bottom left panel shows the text: "Japanese dude wondering why my name is 'Dinosaur Toothbrush With Ninja Sauce'". The bottom right panel shows an image of a man looking at the screen.

Exodus

Expectation Vs Reality

The image shows a split comparison. The top half labeled "Expectation" shows a muscular Aquaman in full costume holding a trident. The bottom half labeled "Reality" shows a less muscular man, also likely Aquaman, in swim trunks holding a rake in the water. A Kapwing watermark is in the bottom right corner.

Anonymous

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

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