New Memes - Page 335 - Worst Jokes Ever

School

ADDI♥♥ · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME IM IN SCHOOL

A person is taking a mirror selfie in a school bathroom. The person is wearing dark clothes.

Definition

12 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

4k

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Hunter Biden after hitting a blunt caught in 4K

The image shows a vintage portrait of a creepy clown with red hair, face paint, and an open mouth.

Holiday

3 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Bluey

The image is a three-panel meme. In the first panel, a person smiles widely with text that says "Everything is going really well and you feel great about your life's trajectory." In the second panel, the same person looks distressed with text that says "The holidays brought difficult questions from family and now you're overthinking everything." In the third panel, a scene from the cartoon "Bluey" is shown with the same person smiling again.

Charger

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer

A picture of Kevin Hart with a sad expression. The text says: How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in.

Brother

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

A man with a surprised expression has his finger in front of his lips, as if telling someone to be quiet. The text says "WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HE STARTS TO CRY."

Face

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

I saw her face and said "Awoop Jump Scare"!!!!

A person with dark circles under the eyes and a wide, creepy smile. The text "MY FACE" is at the top of the image and "AFTER A 48 HOUR SHIFT" is at the bottom. The image has a watermark "nursebuff.com".

Bacon

6 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me on a diet:

The image shows a plate of bacon with a small piece of lettuce on top. The text on the image reads: "BACON SALAD. FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES."

Quarantine

5 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me during quarantine

A person is shown in two scenarios. First, text saying, "I'm not going to buy dumb things from Amazon anymore, just because I'm bored." Second, a person with a pink bonnet and a hair dryer attached to it is pictured.

Teacher

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"

Sleep

1 view · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me vs. My mom

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows Spongebob with a scared expression. The text above reads "Me when other people are sleeping". The right panel shows a green fish character with a joyful expression. The text above reads "Other people when I'm sleeping". The website boredpanda.com is visible at the bottom right corner.

Shower

10 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me everyday

A person is standing on a narrow ledge of a cliff with a large mountain view in the background. The text 'Me in the shower waiting for the hot water' is above the image.

Selfie

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

This is me <3

A selfie of a young girl with glasses, a pink top, and a gray hoodie, standing in a room.

Procrastination

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Lecture

18 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Joke turned serious

A young child is looking confused with his hand on his cheek. The text above reads: "When you tell your parents a joke and it turns into a lecture."

Shower

8 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me everyday

A man in a green uniform and khaki pants is shown mid-reaction, seemingly jumping. The caption reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Sunroof

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Stupid Bitches

The image shows a two panel meme with the top panel text reading "me: opens sunroof" and the bottom panel text reading "everyone else on the submarine:". Below that is a surprised Pikachu.

Daddy

1 view · AshtonParksDethroned · 3 years ago

big daddies

A digital art rendering of a Minecraft character with a flower in their hair.

Noah

14 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

When you overslept and can't find Noah

The image shows a dinosaur standing on a paddle board in the water, with the text 'When you overslept and can't find Noah'.

Naruto

8 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

Why is Naruto in Black Clover????????????

A young boy with spiky blond hair, light skin and blue eyes, wearing a black tank top, is at a wooden table. In the upper left of the image, there is a text that says 'ne > Black Clover'.