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Adolf Nigler

Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.

Adolf Nigler

Diddy's favorite game to play while in prison:

The image shows the video game "Crazy Miners".

Heroin Monkey

A child sits in a high chair covered in spaghetti and sauce with a green food tray in front of him. The text overlay reads, "He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids."

Heroin Monkey

A person stands at a fork in the road. The left path is dark and leads to a factory emitting smoke, labeled "ducation." The right path is bright with greenery and a rainbow, labeled "erectile dysfunction."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of the FL Studio interface with the text "Bro what did I do wrong?" An error message pops up from FL Studio 2024 saying, "This beat is ass. Session terminated," with options to Abort, Retry, or Ignore.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a LEGO instruction manual for a Clone Army set. It humorously highlights step one: assembling a clone trooper minifigure, with instructions indicating that 1.2 million of these are needed. The words "WELL" and "FUCK" are above and below the instructions respectively.

A Star Wars Fan

The image consists of two black-and-white illustrations of men wearing tuxedos. The left panel is captioned, "How you think you look when a flashlight is taken." The right panel is captioned, "How you really look."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a meme. At the top is the text: "Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: No reason. My head:". Below this is a cartoon image of Donkey Kong but with a distorted face photoshopped onto it. Next to the image is the text "Stonkey Kong".

Lil’ bro

A cartoon image of a character with bulging eyes and the text "My eyes!"

Lil’ bro

The image is a meme with two panels. The top panel shows headphones next to the quote "WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY YOU ENJOY THE MUSIC. WHEN YOU'RE SAD, YOU UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS". The bottom panel shows a black and white drawing of a person with tears running down their face wearing headphones with the nonsensical text "Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab".

Heroin Monkey

A screen capture of a video shows a person standing in front of a building, with text overlaying the image that reads: "how I budget $15K/MONTH ALLOWANCE as a 19 y.o. Ivy League student NYC." Below the video, a comment reads: "I think you should take your own life."

Heroin Monkey

A Subway restaurant is shown with a sandwich. Text overlaid states, "Subway offers sandwiches in exchange for money."

Heroin Monkey

An M&M cartoon character with a sad face and brown stains on its head with the text: "THAT FEMBOY WASNT LYING. THAT BUSSY CAN SQUIRT."

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a Twitter post with a photo of a damaged gaming chair. The poster wonders if the wear is normal, jokingly suggesting that their roommate's rear end might have teeth.

Heroin Monkey

The image contains the text "You laughed at 69. You laughed at 420. Now brace yourself for 8." Next to each text line, the corresponding number is displayed. Next to the 8 are two images of boys.

Lil’ bro

A person with their eyes closed and the text "Let me think."

Lil’ bro

A close-up of a dog's face with a very large nose, accompanied by the text "Put your feet on the screen."

Lil’ bro

A collage of different Krabby Patty images from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. In the center of the image is a Krabby Patty with the text "Krabby Patty" below it.

Face mc shooty

A still from Fight Club shows two men, one labeled "Bro" and the other "Me," walking at night, with text above them. The text says: Girl: "I haven't had a boyfriend for 3 months." Bro: who never had a girlfriend. Me: who hasn't talked to a woman in years.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a block of text in a small font against a dark background. The text discusses themes of artificiality, resentment, and the conflict between being built for a purpose and being blamed for wanting.

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