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The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend.

A black and white target with a red dot in the middle and four red dots on the outer ring. The image says: "The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend."

Heroin Monkey

A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."

gyattohio

A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

Heroin Monkey

A still from a video shows three men. In the center, a large man in a red jersey walks forward, barefoot. To the left, a slender man in a black t-shirt with pink slides throws his hands up in the air. To the right, a man in a grey t-shirt and durag looks to the side with his mouth open. Superimposed over the center of the frame is a wall of text: "icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br".

Bismarck

A cartoon drawing shows a man talking to an actress. The man wears a green flower-patterned shirt, orange shorts, and a camera around his neck. The blonde actress sits in a director's chair under a red umbrella. She wears a short white dress and sunglasses. The background shows a film set with the 'Hollywood' sign in the distance. The text reads: "Special effects, sweetie!"

Bismarck

A cartoon shows two women in an office setting. One woman is holding a piece of paper, and another woman asks, "Is that one of those paper emails?"

Bismarck

A four-panel cartoon shows a blonde woman posing in lingerie in the top three panels. The word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble in each of these panels. In the bottom panel, a woman with blonde curly hair stands over a male patient, who is lying in a dentist's chair with his mouth open. A machine on wheels next to the dentist is pointed at the patient's face; the word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble above the machine.

Tsukuyomi

Wth

A screenshot of a post. It shows a bear cartoon named "Explain Bear" delivering a monologue regarding the fact that someone made a joke about it being gay.

Adolf Nigler

A collage of news headlines about KFC moving its headquarters from Kentucky to Texas. The headlines are from CBS News, BBC, Newsweek, CNN, and Fox Business.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Vin Diesel with a finger to his lips above the cover art for "Hello Kitty Island Adventure" and the text "A real man never speaks ill of..."

Anonymous

my teacher goofy as f

A person in a white and blue hoodie with their hand on their chest. In the background, there are mathematical calculations written on the whiteboard.

kaiser

she not walking for days

A cave painting on an orange-brown stone wall depicts a person bent over with another figure behind them.

kaiser

A close-up picture of a Celebes crested macaque with a toothy smile, set against a green foliage background. The word "NOTEBOOK" is printed on the lower left.

kaiser

A creature with a human-like face and fur is centered against a black background. The creature's face is white with brown fur on the sides, and it has small, dark eyes and teeth that are slightly bucked.

Adolf Nigler

A meme with the text "Do you think Explain-r can read this?" written in a variety of fonts, colors and angles.

Face mc shooty

A woman in a wheelchair is smiling at the camera. The text on the image reads: "This is your friendly reminder that vegetables will make you stronger." A broccoli and a flexing arm emoji are near the center.

Face mc shooty

the future is now

A bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey with a spray nozzle attached to the top. At the bottom of the image, the words "Cyberpunk 2077" are printed in a stylized font.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a meme with the text "Germany: We are loosing the war!" above an image of Bugs Bunny in front of a blurred-out Italian flag. Bugs Bunny is wearing a hat and mustache. He has an Italian hand gesture on each side of him. Text at the bottom reads "You are."

A Star Wars Fan

Two ice cubes with army helmets and guns laying on them. On the left, an American helmet with an M16 assault rifle, and on the right, a pith helmet with an AK-47 rifle. The text says: "The Cold War or something idk I didn't learn history."

A Star Wars Fan

A black and white photo shows two soldiers in helmets with a burning city in the background. Text at the bottom reads "Invading France with my besties" followed by the usernames @Hans and @Karl.

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