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The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."

A black and white image shows a cartoon-style character with spiky hair and raised hands, overlaid with the text 'When your life is falling apart in ways you could never imagine, you start to appreciate the script.' Below the character, it reads 'ABSOLUTE CINEMA.'

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A yellow duckling looking at the viewer. The text in the image says "Dear autocorrect. It's never duck."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A two-panel comic strip shows an adult duck and a duckling. In the first panel, the adult duck says, "I would never, ever hit my kids." The duckling looks distressed with squiggly lines around its head. In the second panel, the adult duck flips the bird while the duckling looks away with its arms crossed.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A picture of a duck looking through an airplane window. The text on the image reads: "Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. You can run, but you can never hide."

A transparent squid is seen on top of a colorful background of square blocks. The text says: "Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate... So it turned itself transparent. stick it to the man, Squid."

The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."

The reason we will never have reparations for slavery.

A person in a large yellow chicken costume is sitting in a blue chair, reading a book. To the right, a person is in a birdcage. The caption states "The reason we will never have reparations for slavery."

A cockatiel sitting on a toy tank, with the text "Peace was never an option" written below the tank.

Why should you care

"Sinister Laugh"

A baby with his fingers near his mouth, looking directly at the viewer. The text in the image says: "How do I put this? You will never "sleep in" again."

A screenshot of a forum where the first user argues that arrays should start at one and that there can never be 0 of anything. The second user replies with the question: "Number of women you've slept with"

A drawing shows a stick figure with a speech bubble saying "I'm okay." The figure is hunched over and chained to several round objects labeled "HORNY.". The text above the drawing reads, "be kind to people. u never know the burdens they carry around."

A blue screen displays the text: "You have pressed the button". It shows two numbers: 40233 (46%) in green and 47944 (54%) in red. The text says that 40233 people have pressed the button while 47944 have not. Below this text, there are three lines: "Stop world hunger", "but", and "Cancer will never be cured".

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

A dog sits at a desk in front of a computer, holding the book 1984 by George Orwell. The text on the image says: "I got banned from twitter today. Time to quote a book I never read."

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a split view of John F. Kennedy. On the left a black-and-white photo inside a red circle shows Kennedy riding in a car during a parade, on the right a color portrait of Kennedy smiling. Below, the text "You'll never believe what happened at this parade (it blew my mind)" is shown. A YouTube interface is at the bottom with the channel name "JFK".

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