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Cat

A cat with wide eyes is looking at the camera. Above the cat is written: "NO NEED TO SHOWER." Below the cat: "I BATHED YOU IN YOUR SLEEP."

Bear

Bear

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, two figures stand outside a wall, looking at a bear sitting inside a walled area. The first figure says, "They can't be happy being locked up like that!" In the second panel, the second figure replies, "I dunno... all their needs are taken care of. Food, shelter, healthcare. They don't have to do anything." The third panel shows the same figure thinking. The last panel shows both figures looking at the bear.

Equation

if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

Money

The image shows a screenshot of a song by Ken Carson called "i need u." The lyrics are shown with the first part "Where your racks go?" and the second part "Oh, you spent it on hoes, money, drugs, and clothes." with red circles around both parts.

Lollipop

I think we all know where this is going

The first panel shows a purple lollipop character with a serious face asking "Would you care to give me some air?". The second panel shows the same character smiling with the caption "No straw needed..." The third panel shows a blue cat character from the TV show 'The Amazing World of Gumball' sitting at a desk looking concerned with text at the bottom that says "I think we all know where this is going".

Libra

Barbie

A male Barbie doll is spraying himself with a large bottle of perfume. The text above his head says "libra" and the text next to him says "buying expensive shit they don't need."

Internet

A grainy, security camera style image shows two people holding weapons in a cafeteria. The text above them says: "One Need Not Worry" and below them is: "for we are from the internet". The timestamp on the image is 11:57:20:83 AM 04/20/99.

Cotton

Payment not needed

A dark illustration depicts a large, looming figure labeled "white guy" standing behind a kneeling figure labeled "black guy." A sword with the word "cotton" written on the blade is positioned between them.

Duck

A chat between a duck and a human. The duck says "Quack". The human states: "I don't know why I added you." Then they state: "You're a duck. I'm a human. Our love is forbidden." And the duck states: "Shh... don't make this any harder than it needs to be."

Story

Like for bonuses if you are following me and you have the best explanation

A man covered in mud is carrying a muddy dog on his shoulders. The dog has something in its mouth. The text overlay says, "Here's a story that needs to be told...."

Work

Me but at school

A baby with its eyes closed and fingers in its ear is shown along with the text "WALKING INTO WORK LIKE 'LAWD YOU KNOW I NEED MY JOB, PLEASE BLESS ME WITH A CALM SPIRIT TODAY'"

Masturbation

roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn

A close-up of Shrek smiling with a slight smirk. He's green with red eyes, wearing a brown vest. The background shows blurry green trees and bright light.

App

Too good to be true.

A three-panel comic. In the first panel, three people are sitting at a table. The man in the middle is saying, "We need new apps and features". In the second panel, the three people are again sitting at a table with speech bubbles pointing up. The person on the left is saying "TikTok", the person in the middle is saying "YouTube Shorts", and the person on the right is saying "MySpace Mobile". In the third panel, the man on the left is upset and the man on the right is seen falling out of a high-rise window.

Message

A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."

Home

I’m so good at this game

A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".

Power

Ultra Instinct William

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, a black and white puppet-like character with red cheeks is surprised and asks, "No! It's impossible! H-how are you still alive?!" The second panel shows a character resembling Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, covered in fire, with a sly grin, saying, "By using 2% of my power, Charlie! Looks like you'll need more than a little fire to stop me now!"

Picture

these two definitely look the same

A meme featuring a scene from "The Office" where Pam is holding two pictures and says, "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture."

Reason

Meme

A green blob with pixelated sunglasses is holding a gun. The text on the image says: "I NEED A REASON OR ELSE, TREASON"

Argument

Me arguing with the stupid idiots

Rick from the cartoon series Rick and Morty is pointing his finger up while saying: "I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR OPINION AND SHOVE IT WAYYY UP YOUR BUTTHOLE."

Friend

Me always :

The meme shows a text conversation at the top, stating, "Friends: Dude, you need to accept that Disney fired you, and move on with your life." Below, the text continues with, "Jeffery Katzenberg, founding Dreamworks:". An image of a green, test tube-like cartoon character with an angry face and arms comes next. The cartoon character also says, "But do you know how productive anger can make you?"

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