100+ Best Need Memes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Argument

Me arguing with the stupid idiots

Rick from the cartoon series Rick and Morty is pointing his finger up while saying: "I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR OPINION AND SHOVE IT WAYYY UP YOUR BUTTHOLE."

Coffee

A woman with long, dark hair looks distressed and is yelling. The text above her says: "WHEN I DON'T GET MY MORNING COFFEE".

Friend

Me always :

The meme shows a text conversation at the top, stating, "Friends: Dude, you need to accept that Disney fired you, and move on with your life." Below, the text continues with, "Jeffery Katzenberg, founding Dreamworks:". An image of a green, test tube-like cartoon character with an angry face and arms comes next. The cartoon character also says, "But do you know how productive anger can make you?"

Leaf

people always needs a nose 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

The image is divided into three parts. The top shows a cartoon bear wearing a red shirt with the text 'Leafy' next to it. The middle part shows the same cartoon bear wearing a suit with the text 'Leaf'nt' beside it. The bottom part displays a green cartoon leaf with a long nose and text at the bottom saying 'ELEAF'NT'.

Cough

A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."

Grandma

Gordon really should get on my grandma’s level🤌

The image shows a split screen from "The Office". Two hands are holding up pieces of paper. The left paper says "Gordon Ramsey", the right paper says "Someone's grandma". Underneath, Pam is shown at her desk. There are white subtitles, saying "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." Then, also at the bottom of the image, it says "everyone" and "They're the same picture."

Song

The image is a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Taylor Swift is at a meeting table and says, "I need a new song!". In the second panel, three people are giving her suggestions: one says "Breakups!", another says "All men suck!" and the last one says "Something with meaning?". The third panel shows a close-up of Taylor and the man who suggested "something with meaning", who is sitting at a desk in an office. In the background, multiple stick figures are jumping from a building. The text "memecenter.com MemeCenter" is in the bottom right of the image.

Tail

This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail

A full shot of a Godzilla figure with a very long tail, the figure is dark gray with red spines, standing against a red background. The long tail curves in the air.

Toilet Paper

2020 in a nutshell

The image shows a cartoon of Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head with his arms raised in frustration. The text over the image says "I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!". Behind Beavis, there are completely empty shelves of a store.

Welcome

All these new people need a warm welcome so lets dap them up

An illustration with a yellow emoji with a gold tooth and a sly expression next to a yellow hand in a position to give a 'dap'.

Cleverbot

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

Man

Cecil

A drawing of two muscular cartoon men against a city background. The man in front has his arms raised and mouth open, exclaiming, "Cecil I need you Cecil". Behind him stands another man in a suit with his arms at his side.

Job

A catalytic converter is painted yellow with the words "Get a Job" written on it. The text above and below the catalytic converter reads: "This need to be on every catalytic converter!"

Meme

the only meme needed

A close-up of a character's face from the video game Fortnite against a blurred background of a landscape. The character is looking straight at the viewer.

Jokes

Family

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

Blood Type

My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.

Future

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.