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FBI

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image macro with text over a scene from the movie 'Kung Fu Panda' featuring Master Oogway. The top text describes a highly specific and bizarre scenario: 'When the FBI kicks down your door while you beating your meat to the 500 terabytes of polygender midget furry austismic monkey porn that you stole'. The bottom text, which is the character's line, reads: 'My time has come'.

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A dog stares intently at the camera with the text "The skin walker pretending to be my dog watching me douse my meat in peanut butter."

Femboy

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a screenshot of two posts from Reddit. The first post is from a user in r/feminineboys, titled "Dad of a feminine Boy." The post describes a 50-year-old father who found skirts and thigh highs belonging to his 16-year-old son, who is a femboy. The father is seeking advice on how to best support his son. The second post is from a user in r/Boykisser3, titled "My dad found my thigh highs." It features a crudely drawn illustration of a cat-like character looking worried.

Cinema worker

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. The text overlay reads, "How the cinema worker looks when I yell 'Chicken Jockey' as I ram a chicken up my ass."

Excuse

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

A cartoon drawing of a young student standing in front of her teacher's desk. The student is saying, "My dog ate my homework and then an immigrant ate my dog."

Rescue

410 · 3 years ago

The image is a cartoon strip showing a woman on a beach, first forming the word "HELP" with stones on the sand, and then changing it to "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA", in the last panel a plane is approaching the island.

Cat

Hailey ❁ · 4 years ago

Cats be gettin' everything these days 😂

A woman is yelling at a cat, telling it to get off the table. The cat is yelling back: "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!"

Chicken

Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂

A brown chicken stands on a black scooter with the text "CYCLOP" visible on it. Another chicken is visible in the background walking on a tiled floor.

Friend

Wade · 2 years ago

Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."

Book

410 · 3 years ago

Homer Simpson is holding a blue book with the title "Am I Disabled?" on it. A smaller character is shown on the cover with a construction hat and a cigarette in his mouth. Question marks are scattered around him. The text above shows: "POV: My teacher wants us to read one book over the holidays. The book I chose:"

Car

D34DL7 N!GHTSH4D3S · 8 months ago

..do i even need to explain ts..

A screenshot from a game, likely Roblox, showing a car with a full rainbow gradient paint job. A character with a smug face is driving. A speech bubble above the car says "why wont my car go straight".

Man

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."

Generation

Wade · 2 years ago

The image is split into two. On the left is a vintage black-and-white image of a smiling soldier holding a lit cigarette. On the right is a color photo of a person with a purple bandana, pink hair and tattoos. Above the soldier image is the text "My generation is going to start a revolution!!!" Below the color photo is the text "Your generation can't even start a lawnmower."

Fault

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"

Chair

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A person's face is shown, they appear to have just woken up and are looking straight at the camera, the text says "me getting up in the middle of the night to stare at my chair with clothes on it because it looks like a person".

Night

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

Three cartoon characters are standing side-by-side. The character on the left is a raccoon wearing a grey hoodie with "THRASHER" printed on it. The character in the center is a blue jay wearing an orange shirt with a large white Nike swoosh. The character on the right is a ghost wearing a light blue sweatshirt with "supreme" printed on it. All three are wearing pants, and the text reads: "EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHT I KEEP MY ASS UNWIPED."

Circumcision

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black t-shirt with white text. In the center is a flaming skull, flanked by two flaming hamburgers. The text on the shirt reads: I GOT MY SECOND CIRCUMCISION IN GARRISON, MINNESOTA Behind the mconalders.

Hamster

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

What is eh on abt

Crime

Lustlos from Sw · 1 year ago

A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."

Girlfriend

Goner410 · 1 year ago

An illustration in the style of Dark Souls or Elden Ring depicts a colossal, armored figure, labeled "My gf with a strap-on," towering over a much smaller, armored figure, labeled "Me wanting to sleep." The smaller figure is looking up at the giant, seemingly preparing for an unequal battle. The background is a desolate, stormy landscape with a yellowish sky.

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